Tf2 x reader fluff \(*'▽｀*)/

~Soldier relationship headcannon~

He is definitely a big sweetheart. He is very loyal, he only loves you. You are his lover and only his.
When he was first in the relationship he was awkward...but after time he learned how to show affection!
He loves hugging you, especially when he is the big spoon! It feels nice to be a big boy soldier. Just protecting your lover you know!
He loves adventuring! Its so fun!! Dangerous or not he will protect you and show you amazing. The whole time you will be carried. Either he will plop you on his shoulder or just be bridal style. YEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!! Soldier slow down! NOPE.
He definitely enjoys hearing you talk and ask questions. SO then I beat him up!! OHH HELL YEAH! LIKE HOW? ...How? You want detail? *NODS* oh...ok so I beat him like-
He also shares stories although they seem a bit brutal tho... THEN I SNAPPED HIS NECK LIKE THIS! *shows hand gesture how* hmm...
He will teach you how to snap a neck and rocket jump. It is a necessity.
He likes giving you compliments while rocket jumping! YOU LOOK RAVISHING CUPCAKE! oh! *looks up* Hi dear! :)) HI CUPCAKE! :))