Peppa and the Bacon Factory

Peppa woke up like it was the same day as yesterday, as the day before, as the day before before, and before before before befor-

She slid the blanket off her body and picked Teddy up. Then, climbed down the ladder and woke George up like the good sister she is. "Wake up George! We have playgroup today and Mr Potato is going to visit us!" Peppa jumped up and down excitedly. George immediately opened his eyes at the mention of Mr Potato's name and flew out of bed, to the bathroom then down the stairs to the kitchen. 'Since when did George have superpowers?' Peppa thought. She shrugged and moved over to the bathroom to brush her teeth and do what she usually did in the mornings, after she finished, she tiptoed down the stairs and saw her parents and George at the dining table.

"Good morning!" Peppa skipped happily to the table. "Good morning Peppa, here's your breakfast!" Mummy Pig handed Peppa a bowl cereal and a spoon and she gladfully took it. Peppa just downed the cereal like some wolf not wanting to share food with its pack. Then ran out the door and jumped into the car. (AND SOMEHOW GEORGE AND DADDY PIG WAS ALREADY IN THERE) "Ready to go?" Daddy Pig questioned. "YES!!" Peppa screamed at the top of her lungs as if no one could hear her. George's ears started to bleed but Daddy Pig didn't care because this happened daily so he drove down the hill and made George's neck crack.

The pigs drove 69 miles to get to playgroup as usual and by the time they got there, George's ears had already fallen off so as the GOOD sister Peppa is, she jumped out of the car and left George there. Daddy Pig snorted in disappointment as George was gonna make him late for work so he kicked George out and drove off. Peppa sat down next to all of her friends while Madam Gazelle started to talk. "Good morning children! Today, Mr Potato is coming for a very special reason!" She announced

"Why?" Pedro asked. "Because it's special!" Madam Gazelle repeated. "BuT wHY-" "I SAID IT'S SPECIAL YOU-" "I AM HERE!" Mr Potato announced. Madam Gazelle coughed, pretending nothing had happened like she tried to hit- I mean NOT hit Pedro. Mr Potato walked to the front, something looked different about him. I mean like- He looked the same BUT THERE WAS SOMETHING DIFFERENT.. Could it be because he was wearing a bacon top hat? Nahh couldn't be. Or maybe it was because he was wearing a bacon tuxedo? NAHHH COULDN'T BE! Could it be because he was a potato? YEAHHH PROBABLY!

"HELLO CHILDREN!" Mr Potato yelled as if no one even saw him come in or knew he was there. "HELLO MR POTATO!" Everyone yelled back x2 louder. "TODAY WE WILL BE DOING A TICKET HUNT TO SEE WHO GETS TO HAVE A TOUR IN MY BACON FACTORY!" Mr Potato announced. "YAY!" Everyone cheered. "THERE ARE 5 GOLDEN TICKETS HIDDEN AROUND THE PLAYGROUP SO LETS GET STARTED!" The children rushed everywhere for a golden ticket, making Peppa get trampled on and stomped on, which made her get flung to the bin. "I've found one!" Suzie cried. "I found one under the carrot!" Rebecca hopped around. "There's one under my butt!" Pedro blushed in embarrassment. "Yay!" George waved his golden ticket around. As everyone searched around more frantically, Peppa started to cry. There was only one ticket left and she knew she wouldn't get it. The chances were too slim anyways! That was until she saw something shiny and gold in the bin she was in. 

She pulled it out and saw that it was a golden ticket! "Hooray!" Peppa celebrated. "AND THAT'S IT! WE'VE GOT OUR GOLDEN TICKETS!" Mr Potato yelled. "Awww" The rest of the children looked down in sadness. "ANYWAYS SO NO MORE PLAYGROUP!!" Madam Gazelle yelled as if she had a yelling competition with Mr Potato. All the children walked outside, expecting their parents to be there with their Lamborghini's or expensive cars. BUT THERE WAS NO ONE!! "Oh no how are we gonna get home?" Suzie worried. "By walking." Edmond Elephant replied. "What do you mean 'walking?'" Suzie gasped. "By using your feet you dumb sheep-" Edmond face palmed his trunk. Edmond Elephant walked away while this weird music followed him, it was probably that sigma music or whatever.

Peppa looked at everyone who just stood there. "Umm, so how do we walk home?" She asked. "I think we have to copy the elephant." Zoey replied. "No, tienes que volar." (No, you gotta fly) George jumped and started flying. "Wait since when did George start speaking Spanish?" Peppa asked. "I don't know, you're his sister." One of the children answered. "Oh." Peppa sighed. All of the children walked in different directions , leaving Peppa alone. "I guess I'll just follow where George went!" Peppa skipped until she reached the road. She didn't care if there was gonna be any cars since she's the main character and they have plot armor. She skipped on the road peacefully until she got HIT by a car. "OWWWWW" Peppa shreiked. "OmG i hiT a pIg!!" A fat figure jumped out of the car and suprise suprise.. IT WAS HER GRANDPA!! "GRANDPA, YOU HIT ME?!" Peppa cried. "No, it wasn't me, I swear!" Grandpa pig shook his head while in reality, he did hit her. 

Peppa cried like hell because she wanted attention (like, girl none of your bones hurt) but then she remembered the golden ticket. "OH GRANDPA, DO YOU WANNA COME TO THE BACON FACTORY WITH ME TOMORROW?" Grandpa pig blinked in confusion but seeing that this was a once in a lifetime opportunity, he agreed. "SURE!" 

"OK YAY!" Peppa celebrated. After that, Grandpa pig took Peppa back to his house and called her parents, insulting them because Peppa was taking him to the Bacon Factory and they weren't going because George liked his dinosaur better. 

It soon became night and the fat pigs went to sleep.

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