Helluva boss x Succubus reader

pilot

Moxxie: I- what?

Millie: I thought I knew you.

Blitzø: I can't believe you Moxxie, after I made you employee of the month.

He then proceeded to hold up an ugly picture of Moxxie in a frame.

Y/n: It's never too late to make me employee of the month, your favorite employee.

Moxxie: Y/n, you've been employee of the year.

Y/n well maybe you should learn from me. 'Cause I'm doing something right if I've been employee of the year.

Moxxie: Ok, sir I'm sorry, a commercial jingle is not comparable to musical theater nobody actually likes the jingles.

Millie: I liked it!

Y/n: I did too!

Moxxie: Do not agree with him in front of me.

Moxxie faced Millie while saying that, I'm pretty sure he didn't realize how I agreed with her but I genuinely don't care.

We all then faced the tv, I went over to Blitzø and ate popcorn while watching the tv.

Blitzø: Hi there, I'm Blitzø, the O is silent and I am the founder of I.M.P! Are you a piece of shit who got yourself sent to hell? Or are you an innocent soul who got FUCKED over by someone else.

The shot switched to a guy talking. With Blitzø in the corner holding up a sign of cardboard that said: SOME GUY WHO HIRED US!!

The guy proceeded to speak.

The guy: After lovingly killing my wife for FUCKING a delivery man, you  can imagine my surprise when I wound up here after the state of Ohio killed me. I really wish I could stick it to the yappy jogger who saw me hiding the body.

The guy who was interviewed really emphasized some of the parts, then, the scene changed once again.

Blitzø: Well, luckily for you thanks to our company's special access to the living world, we can help you take care your unfinished business by taking out anyone who screwed you over when you were alive.

Blitzø held Stolas' grimoire while saying that. He told me about it, I remember Stolas from our childhood, a few years ago we escaped into his palace and stole the book. He doesn't remember me though. In the background, M&M were drawing a pentagram with candles around it. I was looking at them, knowing they would blown away when the portal opened. I fell back with them though. I then got up and brushed myself off while Blitzø walked over to the open portal and fell backwards into it.

The jingle then started to play

When you want somebody gone, and you don't wanna wait too long, call the immediate murder professionals.

Our company's logo appeared on the screen and then the scene changes to Moxxie throwing a nuke out of a window.

Hand grenade or cyanide, we'll make it look like suicide, the immediate murder professionals.

We were then shown killing some victims in various ways.

We do our job so well, because we come straight up from hell!

We'll kill your husband our your wife, we'll even let you keep the knife, we're the immediate murder profession—

We all peaked out from a bush, a kid was eating ice cream while walking down the sidewalk the bush was nearby. A woman, presumably his mother or sister was standing on the other side of the street on her phone. We shot the kid when the victim was the mother/sister