Y/N's POV:
Blitzø pounced on my chest. It's about 9:30am, Work starts at 10am.
Y/N: what do you need?
Blitzø: We're starting work early today, so, rise and shine!
Y/N: why the fuck are we starting early?
Blitzø: Because I want to relax tonight and the earlier we start the earlier it gets done
Y/N: I went to bed at 2am
Blitzø: sucks for you then, go get dressed and I'll be waiting in the van with Loona.
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In the van
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Blitzø: we're gonna pick up M&M, they're car broke down.
Y/N: M'kay.
Blitzø started playing some music that was terrible and started to shout the lyrics. I'm pretty sure he didn't even know this song whatsoever.
Blitzø: this is their house... right?
Y/N: Yup.
The song he was playing was incredibly long. It was playing when we got to our parking spot. But then, Blitzø saw someone was in our parking spot.
Blitzø: HOLY SHIT- FUCK- OH. YOU SUCK FOR LIFE, DO YOU?
He grabbed his megaphone and starting screaming at the person in the hot pink car.
Blitzø: LISTEN UP, YOU UNORIGINAL PINK CUM DUMP! YOU HAVE THREE GODDAMN SECONDS TO
GET YOUR TITS OUT OF MY PARKING SPOT!
A succubus demon who had a fur coat on stepped out of the convertible. She blew a bubblegum bubble before it popped.
Blitzø: Oh shit... VEROSIKA?!
Y/N: Who's that?
Blitzø: My ex.
Y/N: As in Verosika Mayday?
Blitzø: Yes, unfortunately...
Verosika: Blitzo.
Verosika crossed her arms and watched Blitzø ramble unamused.
Blitzø: I should have known you'd be here. I could smell fish for miles, which is odd, because-
Blitzø fell out of the van's window and continued to speak.
Blitzø: -I believe the nearest ocean is... THREE RINGS DOWN!!
Verosika held a flask in her hand with the other hand on her hip.
Verosika: And I should've known you were here when I heard the amber alerts.
Blitzø: Oh yeah? I'm surprised they let your fat ass out of rehab. I could tell you're still a drunken whore, clutching onto that Beezlejuice bottle like it's the last cock in hell!
Verosika: They let me out because I'm still famous. And rehab is for sad, loser wash-ups. So, your sister says "Hi".
Blitzø: Why are you parking here? This is the only parking spot my company has! So, take your tampon race car somewhere else!
Verosika bent down to be eye-level with Blitzø. She pointed down to her pink spray painted name.
Verosika: Actually, prick, It has my name on it,
Our company's name was crossed out with pink spray paint.
Verosika: I'm doing a bit of freelance for one of the infinitely more successful companies in the building-
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Helluva boss x Succubus reader
FanfictionY/n is a succubus demon who is moxxie's sister and works at I.M.P, she is quite attractive, funny and overall a nice demon. While on missions with I.M.P, she catches the eye of many of the denizens of hell. The first time she realized this is when s...
