Y/n: Oh fuck
Blitzø: "Oh fuck" is right.
Someone called an ambulance and we sat in the waiting room of the hospital the boy was taken to. I sat next to Blitzø and Millie was next to me, Moxxie sat next to her.
We heard EVERYTHING coming from the room the boy was in.
Nurse: Doctor, he's not responding!
Another person said something I couldn't understand but we heard banging.
Doctor: it didn't do anything!
Doctor 2: Damn it! I'm not losing another one! Clear!
We heard someone probably being electrocuted.
Doctor 2: Holy shit it actually worked.
Blitzø grabbed a book from the table next to him and I leaned over his shoulder, trying to read it.
Doctor 2: He appears to be in stable condition but... he'll need surgery.
We all looked over to the doctor.
Doctor 2: Now what insurance provider to you freaks have?
Blitzø: The fuck is insurance?
We all got kicked out of the hospital. Literally. We crashed through the window, Moxxie and Millie were holding onto the stretcher the kid was on, Blitzø and I fell down after them.
Kids die for free!~
Moxxie: I'd like to go on record and say that was Loona's fault. Dispatch is supposed to give us the right info it's very simple.
Loona: Oh, sit on a dick, Moxxie.
Moxxie: YOU SIT- sit on a- and the- DO YOUR JOB!
Blitzø: Hey! We don't blame out screw-ups on Loona, ok? She didn't do anything wrong.
Blitzø tried to hug Loona but she was clearly annoyed at him.
Moxxie: Are you kidding me, sir? She's awful.
He then proceeded to talk about the time he hung up on Millie when she got stabbed.
Loona: Hello, I.M.P
The ringtone was a puppy barking, Loona was reading a magazine called HELLHOUHD Monthly.
Millie: Loona? I got stabbed! Call Mox-
Then he talked about the time when Blitzø tried to give her a gift.
Blitzø: Happy adoption anniversary, Loonie! I got you a little something.
Loona: Is it a cure for syphilis?
Blitzø: I- oh.
Loona: THEN I DON'T WANT IT!
Loona said that while she threw the gift box on the floor. Blitzø looked a bit hurt about her saying that she doesn't want his gift.
Loona: Ugh!
Blitzø: I'm sorry, it was spiders!
Loona: Goddammit.
She was covered in spiders at that point.
I wonder what happened to all of them—
Moxxie then described his own experience with Loona.
Moxxie: Excuse me? Did you just ask me an ad for weight loss?
Loona: No.
She was watching something on the computer, while she said that. Moxxie held up a paper that said CHUB B GONE.
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Helluva boss x Succubus reader
FanfictionY/n is a succubus demon who is moxxie's sister and works at I.M.P, she is quite attractive, funny and overall a nice demon. While on missions with I.M.P, she catches the eye of many of the denizens of hell. The first time she realized this is when s...
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