Helluva boss x Succubus reader

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Moxxie: Why- why would anyone send me this?

Loona: Come on, you know why.

I laughed a bit about this, to be honest, it's a bit harsh, yes. But, nevertheless, funny.

He then ranted about another time Loona was annoying.

Loona looked through the fridge and Millie looked at her while she did.

Loona: whoever, left the fucking avocado salad in the fridge, I'm taking it because I'm having the worst hangover right now.

I was listening into this when it happened.

Millie: Why would you drink on a work night?

Y/n: I mean- it is hell. People drink whenever because no one cares.

Loona: Hungover from this morning dumbass.

Moxxie: Isn't that my lunch?

Loona: You know what? I can't take this ASSULT I HAVE TO BLOW OFF SOME FUCKING STEAM.

She ran outside the building and charged over to a woman with a baby. She kicked the baby stroller and the woman stood in horror for a second.

He ranted about another time.

He must really hate Loona.

Loona:  Blitzø! That clingy rich asshole is on the phone. Says it's urgent and he wants to talk to you. Sounds a little DTF-y

Blitzø: OH GOD IT WAS ONE TIME.

Y/n: I mean— we have the book now?

Blitzø: If we hadn't slept with that privileged asshole, none of us would have access to the living world.

Y/n: *laughs nervously*

Everyone then looked at us.

Moxxie: You two what?

Blitzø: got the book, got the book, got this fucking heavy book.

We tip-toed out of Stolas's room, trying not to make him wake up

He tried to jump off from the balcony, but failed and landed on Stolas's wife's table, she was drinking tea with her two friends.

Blitzø: oh- OH SHIT!

Tea spilled everywhere, Blitzø, still holding the book said

"Sorry we fucked your husband"

He then pointed to me.

Y/n: WHAT THE FUCK, BLITZØ?

I then realized that Stolas was probably woken up, I jumped from the balcony, after Blitzø finished explaining "the incident" Loona yelled at him.

Loona: BLITZØ!

Blitzø: I HEARD YOU ALREADY-

We both went into his office and I listened in on the conversation.

Blitzø: Hello! What can I do for you this time Stolas?

Stolas: There's a political candidate causing trouble up on earth for a few of my associates. He's trying to convince global warming exists.

Blitzø and Y/n: Doesn't it?

He completely ignored me but, I'm used to it.

Stolas: Well, yes, but, more people die if more people die if nothing is done about it, and it gets lonely here.

He then made bird noises, which made me laugh.

Blitzø: Okay, well- that makes sense.

Stolas: And do you know what happens when I get lonely Blitzy?~