Blitzø: oh fuck...
Stolas: when I'm lonely,I become hungry... and when I become hungry, I want to choke on that red **** of yours, **** your *** and lick all of your **** before taking our your * and with more teeth until your screaming LIKE A FUCKING BABY-
I peaked at his phone, which had Stolas's contact as: Creepy mouth (aka one night stand bird dick) He then hung up on Stolas, he snapped his phone in half and put it into a blender.
Blitzø: eat this, and you know that bridge on the freeway?
Loona: Yeah?
Blitzø: Shit off it!
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Blitzø: Look, the point is Loona is a valued member of our family and we don't get rid of family.
Moxxie: We aren't a family sir, maybe Y/n and I are but-
Y/n: and Millie.
Moxxie: Yes but- you are our boss, we are the employees, you treat her like she's some troubled teenager. She's more like a meth-addicted homeless woman you let man the phones.
Loona continued to scroll on her phone but flipped Moxxie off while doing so.
Blitzø: that is offensive! Without homeless people, I wouldn't have HALF the joy and laughter I do in this life.
He opened the window and looked out, there was a demon on the phone next to a homeless man, with a sign that said Monee Helps Satan Bless. He waved to the person and closed the blinds.
Moxxie: While we're on the subject of "family" can you stop finding me and Millie outside of work?
Millie: Come on, it's not that big a deal.
Moxxie: excuse me, WHAT?
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Moxxie: honey, can you give me the butter?
Millie: Sure, sweetie
Millie opened the fridge and saw Blitzø inside of it.
Blitzø: Spolier alert! the butter's spoiled
Millie giggled a bit while holding the butter.
Moxxie: what's funny, honey?
Blitzø: really impressive wordplay
Moxxie: what the- WHY ARE YOU IN OUR FRIDGE?!
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Moxxie and Millie were sleeping, then he woke up to a sound of purring.
Blitzø: Whatcha dreaming about?
Moxxie: I was dreaming my parents were being murdered, but now, I'd like to go back to that.
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Moxxie: of all the imps in hell,
Moxxie & Millie: It's for him/her that I fell!
Moxxie: oh millie
Blitzø was recording them singing from their window
Moxxie: ARE YOU FUCKING FILMING US RIGHT NOW?
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Moxxie: just. stop. doing. that.
Blitzø: I don't see what the issue is. Is there something you don't want me seeing?
Moxxie: no!
Blitzø: your baby wiener haver?
Moxxie: sir, what you say and how you act is totally INAPPROPRIATE!
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Helluva boss x Succubus reader
FanfictionY/n is a succubus demon who is moxxie's sister and works at I.M.P, she is quite attractive, funny and overall a nice demon. While on missions with I.M.P, she catches the eye of many of the denizens of hell. The first time she realized this is when s...
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