Loona: Guys...? Do you feel that?
Blitzø: Oh shit! Is that a hellshake?
Y/N: Pretty sure it is...
Moxxie: That's possible?
We all stood up and Loona walked over next to Moxxie,
Millie: Alright! Don't panic, Moxxie!
I walked over to Blitzø while looking out the window.
Y/N: What is that-
Moxxie: I'm not "panicking" because hellquakes don't happen.
Loona: STOP GETTING HYSTERICAL, FATTY!
Loona shook Moxxie then slapped him, launching him into the window, then, someone with a weird mustache came in, crashing through the wall. They looked like a stereotypical supervillain.
Loopty Goopty: Do not be afraid.
Blitzø: Please tell me you got that insurance thing...
Millie: Who are you and what to do you want?!
Loopty Goopty: I am Loopty Goopty! Dastardly inventory of all things loopy, and loopish!
Loona: Could've just used the door, dude. Doesn't need to be this whole thing.
Y/N: Agreed
Loopty: I am eccentric, and must therefore, do eccentric shit!
Blitzø stood next to "Loopty Goopty" and smelt him
Blitzø: Ugh! The old fuck reeks of the living world, did you just die?
Y/N: Is that your actual name? Because if it is, poor you, with such a STUPID name.
Loopty: Yes! Moments ago, in fact. Which is what brought me here!
Loona scrolled through her phone with her hand of her hip.
Loona: Just saying. The front door would have gotten you here fine.
Y/N: Exactly! Now we gotta pay for that goddamn wall.
Loopty: Shut up, dear furry! This is the man I'm gonna need you kill!
He held a picture of an old man in a hospital gown in a hospital bed.
Blitzø: Not even a shit's length of time in hell, and already plotting revenge! I can respect a man with that sort of passion! I'm Blitzø, the "O" is silent.
Blitzø walked over the Loopty Goopty and shook his hand
Loopty: What "O"?
Blitzø: Oh, thank you! Now what's the tea, sis?
Loopty: The "tea"?
Moxxie: GUYS, HELP!
Y/N: Are you stupid? He's asking you why you wanna kill this old guy that looks like a diseased manatee.
Blitzø: Yeah, we are killing this guy? I mean, what did he do to you?
Moxxie: LOSING OX-!
Loopty: He was my business partner! You see, I was not always an old man. My partner Lyle and I ran Lyle Loopty Robotics, a technological empire! Earlier today we were testing a new machine intended to stop, or reverse to aging process. It could've saved all three trillionaires! Unfortunately, we neglected to test the machine on the poor, like we usually do. We were too sure of our own genius! But the machine was accidentally set forward. By the time we managed to get out, it was too late! At least, for me. Now, that evil son of a bitch is going to take over the empire we built together. Without me to share it with me, he'll make all the goddamn money in the world and become the fourth trillionaire! And get all the credit!
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Helluva boss x Succubus reader
FanfictionY/n is a succubus demon who is moxxie's sister and works at I.M.P, she is quite attractive, funny and overall a nice demon. While on missions with I.M.P, she catches the eye of many of the denizens of hell. The first time she realized this is when s...
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