G-string walks to her honors English class as flawless as ever, wearing a black dress with neon pink and blue flowers on the bottom. She stops at the doorway, poses, and announces, "MRS BOWL, IM HEREEEEEEEEEE!" The class stares at her in awe. Poopie runs up to her idol and asks for an autograph. G gives her a fake laugh and agrees. "MAKE IT OUT TO SUE-DAWG, SHES A BIG FAN." As G scribbles her signature, she says "alright, you let her know she's fab." This unfortunately causes Poopie to faint, but that's the effect that G-String has on her people.
"HELLOOOOOO G! Would you like me to fetch you some tea, coffee, a puppy?" Mrs. Bowl asks in a soothing voice. "some sparkling water would be fine, thank you." The whipped English teacher sprints out of the room to fulfill G's request.
"HIIIII G" the class says simultaneously.
"HELLOOOO MY BEAUTIFUL ADORING FANS" G responds, pointing to the ceiling fans.
"Sing us a song!" G hears one of her irrelevant classmates say.
"Oh, I would love to, but I'm very ill at the moment. I have a bit of a sore throat."
"How'd you get it?"
She turns to look at the small boy in stripes. "well...." She smirks.
Just then, Mrs. Bowl reenters her classroom, losing her breath. "Here's your.... sparkling water..... miss..... string....." She falls over. G-string steps over her teacher, taking the water out of her hand.
"P L E A S E SING FOR US IM UR BIGGEST FAN" The irrelevant girl begs once again.
"NO MY MOM IS" Poopie strikes back.
"YOU WANNA FIGHT"
"YEAH"
Poopie and the irrelevant fangirl were both fighting when G said, "now now children everyone calm down, I'll sing for you since you've all been so good to me." she winked and the class cheered. "I'll have to warn you though, I'm a bit rusty..." She clears her throat before she sings like a professional opera singer in the middle of an English classroom.
"WOWW" the irrelevant fangirl says.
Mrs. Bowl wakes up. "What was that beautiful sound? Oh, G-String! What are you doing here?!"
"...Mrs. Bowl I think you need to sit down..." she touched her shoulder, causing her to faint once again.
At that very moment, an angry ninja storms in. "WHO STOLE MY SPARKLING WATER"
Everyone was like "wat"
Ninja growls and tries to tackle G, when the great string puts her hand out, creating a shield around herself. Ninja bounces off of the shield and lands straight into the garbage can. Everyone stares in awe at her once again.
"Well, now that there are no more shenanigans, I'll be going back home to the farm now."
"Oh but must you go? Please stay." her class begs her.
"No, no I should go. My family is waiting on their cow to give birth. It should be happening any second now."
"WAIT A MINUTE YOURE LIKE A GODDESS CANT YOU JUST MAKE IT HAPPEN BY SNAPPING YOUR FINGERS?!" Grapefruit adds.
"No, I don't think my cow would appreciate that very much. But as I go, I leave you each a gift. Open it once I'm gone please. I hope to see you all very soon." She blows kisses to her fans and disappears.
The classmates all open their gifts to see that their idol has left each of them a thong!
"Do you think she's worn these before?" The striped child asks, grateful for his new present.
"Maybe..." Poopie stares at it.
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