Date breaker (Zhanyi version)?

After listening to a bunch of curses.

Yibo: Are you kidding me you lunatic?!

Zhan: I am not, I think this is the wrong number.

Yibo: Seriously?!!!

Zhan: Yes

Yibo: Why have you been listening to me this whole time you idiot?

Zhan: I was trying to say but you continuously kept cursing at me without even giving me a chance and I am not an idiot.

Yibo: I am sorry for cursing at you and being rude, you have a very nice voice.

Zhan: ok, I am busy, bye.

Zhan smiled after cutting the call

"Wow interesting," he said to himself.

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Meanwhile ~
" I feel so bad saying those things to an innocent person.
Seungyoun, you are dead meat!!!!" Yibo said to himself...

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At night-

Zhan was laying on his bed thinking about the mysterious person. He studied in London and none of his friends is there so he decided to talk with that person.

He got off his bed and called Yibo.

Yibo notice that someone was calling him. It was that man with a sweet voice. He wondered why he was calling him.

Yibo: Hello?

Zhan: Hello

Yibo: why did you call me again?

{Zhan thinks- 'what excuse do I give him}

Zhan: Uh, I wanted to listen to your caller tune.

Yibo{showing off} :You should have a better excuse to talk to me. I mean I know my voice is amazing. It's so irresistible! I am quite great and I am-

Zhan: I was bored and alone so I wanted to talk to you. Can we talk?

Yibo: Since your voice is like the amazing gorgeous idol Wuxian, I can spend some of my precious time talking.

Zhan thought he was funny and laughed.

Zhan: By the way, who is the singer of the song in your caller tune?

Yibo: What?!!!! How do you not know him? He is from the untamed group, my ultimate bias, the sexiest man ever! Oh, my crush☺️

Zhan:Is that so, what is untamed?

{imagine that Untamed is a boy band group name}

Yibo: Are you even a human? How do you not know them? They are the most popular group on earth.

Zhan: I will check later. By the way, what is your name?

{Yibo thought 'It's not like I am going to meet him in real life, I don't even know him, I shouldn't tell him my real name'}

Zhan: Did you forget your name?

Yibo: Beau, My name is Beau.

Zhan: Cute and unique like you.

Yibo:Are you trying to hit on me?

Zhan: Maybe, why any problems? Do you not like it, cutie?

Yibo got a bit shy because of the flirt.

Yibo: Your name?

Zhan: Sean [ British accent because he studied in London]

Yibo: What? Seen? What type of name is that? It sounds like a bird.

Zhan: It's S.E.A.N, not seen or any bird

Yibo: oh I understand, don't underestimate me, ok I am an English major

Zhan chuckled.

Zhan: How old are you?

Yibo:I am 28

Yibo told the fake age, he is 20 years old and younger than Zhan

Zhan: oh so you are older than me. I am 24

Yibo: so call me Gege

Zhan: No your name is so cute and cool. I will call you by your name.

Yibo liked his words. While taking Zhan searched about Wuxian and told Yibo

Zhan: I have searched Wuxian but I think wangji is way more handsome.

Yibo: NO WAY!!! Wuxian is way more handsome than wangji. I think you are blind.

Zhan:Xianwang is a very big ship

Yibo (sadly): I know but I think he looks better with me.

Zhan:Ah really, I hope you get a life partner like Wuxian.

Yibo becomes happy. They talk for a long time. Zhan felt like he wasn't bored anymore.

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-TO BE CONTINUE

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