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Hi, Saeji-san here and Incorrect Quotes

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A/N: Sooooo, still thinking of ideas! One forming is a celestial court for idk what reason but it seems pretty good right now. Nakima? For the daughter of the ruler of heaven or a celestial place? Orrrrr something else! Still thinking! Also, lately I've been reading Demon Slayer! Of course, English version because alas, I don't know Japanese and can't read it unless.....I use Google Translate to write Japanese in my stories. 

AHHHHHH! IT'S ALMOST AT 200 READS! AT 300 DAMN! I'm writing a special for this later definitely!

THANK YOUUUUUU FOR ALL THE READS! ^^


Incorrect Quotes - TBHK Edition

Using an incorrect quote generator for this by the way but I'll try to make some of my own!

Mines

Hanako: I love you, Yashiro! 

Yashiro: REALLY?!

Hanako: *breaks Yashiro's heart in two* Nope!


Tiara (older): Kou, what does "bitch" mean?

Kou: *eyes' darken* Who said to you, first of all?


Mitsuba: Hi, lame-ass traffic earring!

Kou: *groans* STOP CALLING ME THAT OR SHOULD I CALL YOU PINK PERV?!


Yashiro: So, if I'm half-fish, doesn't that make me a mermaid?

Hanako: You're pretty enough~


Tsuchigomori: Name something you believed in as a child but don't as an adult. 

Hanako: Tsukasa. 


Yashiro: Tsuchigomori, you have a new job to do but I'm not sure how you'll take it.

Tsuchigomori: Just say it quickly.

Yashiro: You have to teach Hanako to be more mature.

Tsuchigomori: Nope, nope, I quit life.


Generator (edited some to fit TBHK better.

Kou: What if people had food names and food had people names? Hanako: Hey, spaghetti, we're having Kou for dinner. Natsuhiko: What is wrong with you people? Tsukasa: Shut up, chocolate.

Tsukasa: I'm a reverse necromancer.                                                                                                                      Sakura: *not looking up from her book* Isn't that just killing people?                                          Tsukasa: Ah, technically.

Hanako: I don't think the therapist is supposed to say 'wow' that many times during their first session with a client, but here we are.

Tsukasa: I was put on this earth to do one thing. Tsukasa: Luckily I forgot what it was so I can do whatever I want.

Sakura: I only have two emotions: exhaustion and stress. And I'm somehow always feeling both simultaneously.

Yashiro: The first time Hanako opened a box of Cheerios and looked inside they yelled, "OH WOW! DONUT SEEDS!" A/N: When I found this, I was like •̀ ω •́ ✧ totally Hanako.

Hanako: Happy October 32nd! Second Halloween! Teru: That doesn't exist. Hanako: Not with that attitude.

Kou: Mitsuba, what are you doing? Mitsuba: *shaking a cat shaped piggy bank* I'm just trying to figure out how much change I have inside. Kou: You could always take it out and count it. Mitsuba: Where's the fun in that?

Tsukasa, to the Squad: If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands! *silence* Tsukasa: Damn, y'all depressed as frick?!! Natsuhiko: You didn't clap either- Tsukasa: SHUT UP!

Hanako: Petition to remove the 'd' from Wednesday.                                                                              Tsuchigomori: Wednesay.                                                                                                                                               Hanako: Not what I had in mind, but I'm flexible.

Mitsuba: I don't hate you. I hate everyone.                                                                                                                  Kou: The feeling is mutual.

Yako: Live fast, die young, leave behind a pretty corpse! That's what I always say!                 Tsuchigomori : You should say something else.

Tsukasa: Mitsuba likes to say 'you can be part of the problem or part of the solution,' but I happen to believe you can be both.

Yashiro: So you're dating finally Aoi? Akane: What? No! I'm just buying them an accessory since they have terrible fashion sense. Yashiro: That's literally a wedding ring.

Yashiro: The first time I ever got upset in front of Hanako, they put their arms around me and it was so awkward that I had to ask them if they were hugging me or reaching for something on the shelf behind me. Hanako: I was doing both, for your information. Tsuchigomori: The first time Hanako hugged me, it was such a disaster we didn't make eye contact for, like, a week after.

Tsukasa: Hey, Amaneeee? Hanako: Yeah?                                                                                                                    Tsukasa: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it's on?                                                  Hanako:                                                                                                                                                                                  Hanako: Where's Yashiro?

Akane: You wanna fight?! You got one! Hanako: Okay! *raises knife* *Tsukasa runs in, scoops Hanako up in their arms, and runs away carrying them*                                                                              Akane:....                                                                                                                                                                            Akane: What?

Teru: You three, explain right now! Yashiro: It was Kou. Tsukasa: It was Kou. Hanako: It was Kou. Kou: ........                                                                                                                                                                                  Kou: .....aw.

Kou: I still don't have a New Year's resolution.                                                                                            Yashiro: Be nicer to Hanako-kun                                                                                                                                  Teru: You could be less lazy.                                                                                                                                  Mitsuba: Don't be such a bitch.                                                                                                                                        Kou: Okay DAMN.

Tsuchigomori: I'm Tsuchigomori. I'm a teacher.                                                                                                   Hanako: I'm Hanako. I have a knife.

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