A/N: Sooooo, still thinking of ideas! One forming is a celestial court for idk what reason but it seems pretty good right now. Nakima? For the daughter of the ruler of heaven or a celestial place? Orrrrr something else! Still thinking! Also, lately I've been reading Demon Slayer! Of course, English version because alas, I don't know Japanese and can't read it unless.....I use Google Translate to write Japanese in my stories.
AHHHHHH! IT'S ALMOST AT 200 READS! AT 300 DAMN! I'm writing a special for this later definitely!
THANK YOUUUUUU FOR ALL THE READS! ^^
Incorrect Quotes - TBHK Edition
Using an incorrect quote generator for this by the way but I'll try to make some of my own!
Mines
Hanako: I love you, Yashiro!
Yashiro: REALLY?!
Hanako: *breaks Yashiro's heart in two* Nope!
Tiara (older): Kou, what does "bitch" mean?
Kou: *eyes' darken* Who said to you, first of all?
Mitsuba: Hi, lame-ass traffic earring!
Kou: *groans* STOP CALLING ME THAT OR SHOULD I CALL YOU PINK PERV?!
Yashiro: So, if I'm half-fish, doesn't that make me a mermaid?
Hanako: You're pretty enough~
Tsuchigomori: Name something you believed in as a child but don't as an adult.
Hanako: Tsukasa.
Yashiro: Tsuchigomori, you have a new job to do but I'm not sure how you'll take it.
Tsuchigomori: Just say it quickly.
Yashiro: You have to teach Hanako to be more mature.
Tsuchigomori: Nope, nope, I quit life.
Generator (edited some to fit TBHK better.
Kou: What if people had food names and food had people names? Hanako: Hey, spaghetti, we're having Kou for dinner. Natsuhiko: What is wrong with you people? Tsukasa: Shut up, chocolate.
Tsukasa: I'm a reverse necromancer. Sakura: *not looking up from her book* Isn't that just killing people? Tsukasa: Ah, technically.
Hanako: I don't think the therapist is supposed to say 'wow' that many times during their first session with a client, but here we are.
Tsukasa: I was put on this earth to do one thing. Tsukasa: Luckily I forgot what it was so I can do whatever I want.
Sakura: I only have two emotions: exhaustion and stress. And I'm somehow always feeling both simultaneously.
Yashiro: The first time Hanako opened a box of Cheerios and looked inside they yelled, "OH WOW! DONUT SEEDS!" A/N: When I found this, I was like •̀ ω •́ ✧ totally Hanako.
Hanako: Happy October 32nd! Second Halloween! Teru: That doesn't exist. Hanako: Not with that attitude.
Kou: Mitsuba, what are you doing? Mitsuba: *shaking a cat shaped piggy bank* I'm just trying to figure out how much change I have inside. Kou: You could always take it out and count it. Mitsuba: Where's the fun in that?
Tsukasa, to the Squad: If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands! *silence* Tsukasa: Damn, y'all depressed as frick?!! Natsuhiko: You didn't clap either- Tsukasa: SHUT UP!
Hanako: Petition to remove the 'd' from Wednesday. Tsuchigomori: Wednesay. Hanako: Not what I had in mind, but I'm flexible.
Mitsuba: I don't hate you. I hate everyone. Kou: The feeling is mutual.
Yako: Live fast, die young, leave behind a pretty corpse! That's what I always say! Tsuchigomori : You should say something else.
Tsukasa: Mitsuba likes to say 'you can be part of the problem or part of the solution,' but I happen to believe you can be both.
Yashiro: So you're dating finally Aoi? Akane: What? No! I'm just buying them an accessory since they have terrible fashion sense. Yashiro: That's literally a wedding ring.
Yashiro: The first time I ever got upset in front of Hanako, they put their arms around me and it was so awkward that I had to ask them if they were hugging me or reaching for something on the shelf behind me. Hanako: I was doing both, for your information. Tsuchigomori: The first time Hanako hugged me, it was such a disaster we didn't make eye contact for, like, a week after.
Tsukasa: Hey, Amaneeee? Hanako: Yeah? Tsukasa: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it's on? Hanako: Hanako: Where's Yashiro?
Akane: You wanna fight?! You got one! Hanako: Okay! *raises knife* *Tsukasa runs in, scoops Hanako up in their arms, and runs away carrying them* Akane:.... Akane: What?
Teru: You three, explain right now! Yashiro: It was Kou. Tsukasa: It was Kou. Hanako: It was Kou. Kou: ........ Kou: .....aw.
Kou: I still don't have a New Year's resolution. Yashiro: Be nicer to Hanako-kun Teru: You could be less lazy. Mitsuba: Don't be such a bitch. Kou: Okay DAMN.
Tsuchigomori: I'm Tsuchigomori. I'm a teacher. Hanako: I'm Hanako. I have a knife.

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