' Onceler oneshots ..! //

// Not lemon. //

The onceler, where do I begin??

He is most definitely a smart guy.. WITH A SMART MOUTH. Like you would say sum like

"ohhh that's where it goes"
Y/n^^

and dawg would be likee

"yess that's where it goes😑😒"
Onceler^^

Like he does it all the time most definitely- it's crazy.

// physical touch //

BROOOO IF YOU READ MY FIRST THINGY.
HE ISS WAYYY TO SHYY AND SCARED TO ASK YOU FOR CUDDLING, KISSING, DADADAAA! The only thing he isn't really shy about is hugging.. he is definitely a hug giver.

Public affection is.... Not really hisssss typeeee.. the only thing he would do is prolly hold your hand.. YOU HAVE TO ANYWAY BC THIS DUDE WILL RUN AWAY LOOKIN FOR SHI AND HE WILL BE LOST??
It's weird bc he is what 25-20?? Embarrassing 😒😒

// food. //

Oh my goodness. He loves to feed you. LOVESSSSS. he doesn't gaf that you don't want it. He is like those typical grandmothers that over feed you. He doesn't even feed himself he just.. FEEDS YOUU!! How cute🗣️🗣️

// what he'd give you on valentines 💝//

A four coursed meal obvi. Your favorite flowers⭐️.. ANDD a hat. Idk bro would give you a similar hat of his and when bro saw you wearing it he went bonkers.

// does bro get jealous? //

Eh I mean y'all don't go out to the city a lot but if it does ever happen yeaaa.. he doesn't say anything. He just sits there and lets it happen.. sometimes he walks away and looks at something while your talking to the annoying hoe.

he has no emotion to it while he walks away.. or when y'all are out shopping, he goes to just shop for what the list says.. it's so sad

// family. //

HE LOVESSSSS YOUR FAMILY SM. LIKEE HE ACTS LIKE HE IS APART OF YOUR FAMILY. It is so cute.. he cooks with your mother.. and.. the father business, your daddy/dad/father approve of him but says he is such a baby..

like let's say y'all are country folk and they go out huntin. HE CAN NOT DO IT FOR THE LIFEE OF HIM. I can not blame him🤷‍♀️. His family.. let's simply say they do not gaFFFF at all.. if they did have an opinion about you.. it would be a no. Brett tho.. dawg thinks that you are very fine. And going to that // JEALOUSYY (HE GETS SO MADDD. BC HE ISNT VERY FOND OF HIS BROTHERS.) //

(If you have hard times like he does or yk.. first off I'm sorry I do 2 you aren't alone❤️ second.. just say y'all sell thneeds in peace no family business needed)

// being sad boohooo //

GOD when your sad he is so good at comforting, except when it comes to physical touch.. he would want to.. but the only thing he would do is hug or hold your hand.. unless you say sum about his shy ass he is gonna stay quiet.

But he is so good at comforting like he'd get you anything.. would tell you how much you mean to him or whateva (cornyyy) he'd just tell you how pretty you are.. and the first time he met you

"You know the first time I ever met you.. I was IN SHOCK (😧)"
Onceler^^

"For...\sniff\ what..?😖"
Y/n^^

"Because.. you ARE SO FREAKIN PRETTY??(😄🥰)"
Onceler^^

"stoppp(😚☺️)"
Y/n^^

So cute.

// Menstruation//

He feels so bad.. like the first time he had ever heard about it was when he was with his so called "mother" and she asked him to get some tampons out the cabinet..

He asked about it and he did not. And I mean did NOT. Forget about that shi..

"THAT GOES UP YOUR HOOHAW MAWMAW??"
BB Onceler ^^

"Yes once, it does..now get out."
Isabella (mother)^^

"Yes ma'am"
BB Onceler^^

Aww it makes me feel so bad for him☹️
He knew it was gonna hurt for you.. he felt so bad.. he has no idea wtf to do.. the only thing he know about was tampons, so he got every different brand..

(If it doesn't hurt for you)

HE WAS SURPRISED.. because his mother would have bad cramps so he always thought it was the same for everyone.. he would check up like..

"You sure it isn't hurting you because I can get you some medicine right now."
Onceler^^

"Yes pookie, it is not hurting... everything is okay (😅)"
Y/n^^

"Okay.."
Onceler^^

(If it does hurt.)
He had no idea what to do.. like the only thing he thought of was medicine and tampons..
Like he'd sit there with headache medicine stomach medicine and tampons and he'd be like

"Uhh I got this stuff that will help I think..(😞)"
Onceler^^

"Thankss...(☹️)"
Y/n^^

You weren't sad over your pain.. you felt so sorry for the Onceler because he was just tryin his best.. and he feels so bad😭.

// finish😜💔 //

TOODELS😝