???-? || Min Ho x Reader

"I'd like to be enlightened on what's happening here," I remarked casually, strolling between Min Ho and Lulu. I smiled very sweetly at Min Ho, whose entire face had dropped comically.

Lulu looked me up and down.

"Who are you again?" she asked, almost seeming bored.

I remember thinking... I'm about to beat this bitch up.

"This is __," Min Ho quickly introduced, sensing that I was about to say something unpleasant. "Um... I'm sorry but give us a second."

He proceeded to grab me by the shoulders and drag me over to a bush out of an earshot.

"What are you doing?!" he hissed in my ear.

"Making friends," I answered simply.

He sighed and closed his eyes. "__, I got that you didn't want to be part of whatever our parents wanted. But then can you at least be invisible in my love life? You're being confusing."

I scoffed. "Invisible. Like your eyebrows, rat."

"WHA—okay, firstly, it's not even as dramatic as what you're probably seeing it as, and I'll explain later—"

I ripped myself from his grasp and spun around to face Lulu.

"Hey, sorry; where are my manners? I'm __ Novoselsky. You'll start losing followers if you don't get back on social media, because I'm also Min Ho's girlfriend."

She didn't look bothered at all. "Really? Well, Minny and I were just getting to that."

'Minny?' Who does she think she is, Mickey Mouse?

Min Ho looked positively distraught. Lulu glared at him.

"Is she always on her period?"

My anger was boiling. "Do you always wear expensive ass clothes that look like they've been painted by Picasso on steroids?" (literally what lulu wore that scene)

"Are you always this extra?"

"I'm not extra... you're just not enough. Are you always this pickme?"

"When I look at you, I feel like throwing up," she snapped.

"Okay, throw up on Min Ho."

Conversation closed. I did a 180 turn and stormed up the steps of the school. When I passed Kitty and Q, they gave me the 'you slayed that' thumbs up.

"Wait, __!" Min Ho called after me. I looked back and saw Lulu grab his arm.

I distantly heard her say something that sounded like "don't go after her, or I'm leaving."

Yes, please leave. Do us all a favor... I rolled my eyes. I may be ugly, but I'm uglier than her, which means I'm beating her at something.

When I made it to my dorm, I couldn't help letting out a deep sigh.

What is wrong with me? Why should I care about what Min Ho does in his love life?

"Hey bestie, I'm coming in," Kitty's muffled voice said.

She unlocked the dorm door with a cliick, closed it, and came to sit beside me.

"Did I bury her?" I asked disappointedly. She patted my back.

"Six feet under, sis. You did yourself justice."

"Doesn't feel like justice."

"It was justice."

"Next, you're going to say, 'I'm Batman.'"

"Oh, quit moping. What's 4+4?"

"8?"

"INDEED, YOU DID!"

I thought about it for a second, and a smile grew on my face. I couldn't help laughing. "Thanks, Kitty."

"Yup. I can't stand seeing you act how I do with Dae and Yuri. You're better than that."

Knock, knock!

"It's me, __. I know you're in there." said Min Ho. I flipped him off from inside the dorm.

"What do you have to say for yourself? Are you here to beg for forgiveness?" Kitty asked. Neither of us got up from the couch to open the door.

"No, just here to apologize." His voice was dull. "I told Lulu to leave."

"Good for you." I called in a deadpan tone. "I sort of disliked her."

"Yeah, I got that vibe from you."

"Okay, so are you sensing the 'piss off' vibe right now?" Kitty implored. I almost laughed.

"Can I please talk to you, __? Alone?" Min Ho ignored Kitty.

"As long as you don't trap me in a closet again." I stated, annoyed. Hearing an explanation will be fun.

Kitty gave me a are you sure you got this? look. I nodded reassuringly, tired but ready to go down with a fight.

"I'm going to go make sure Q hasn't died yet." she informed us before leaving him with me.

The first thing he said, of course, was "Listen. I'm sorry." So boring.

"I know." was my icy response.

"Can you be direct with me for once??" He pleaded. "I was trying to tell her—"

The moment he mentioned Lulu, I cut him off. "I'm busy. Can I ignore you some other time?"

"You're mean."

"I know, babe."

"It's hard to argue with you."

"I've got 99 problems, poopy baby. You're at least 10 of them."

"I have something important to tell you!"

"Me, too. Two words. Get. Out."

"I had to sort out my relationship with Lulu! I told her I was taken! She insisted on meeting me tonight, so I agreed! I was planning to tell her I wasn't interested because I'm dating you!"

"Every day I see you, you resemble a naked mole rat more and more. Did you know they're blind, too? Min Ho, this could be catastrophic for our reputations! Imagine the scandal—"

"So now you care! All that time when you refused to do what our parents wanted, and now you want to care."

"I'm sorry I like actually being someone!" I snapped.

"You have your entire life to be jealous." Min Ho retorted. "Why can't you take today off?"

I crossed my arms. "You have your entire life to be a good boyfriend. Why are you taking today off?"

He glared at me. "Why are you so hard to argue with?"

"Why are you so infuriating? I'm going to fire you. I'm going to set you on fire."

"Alright, fine! I'm leaving!"

He swung the door wide open, stared at me for a second, and slammed it shut.

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a/n ~ grah

XO, liv__ing