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FgTeev: Raisins. It's nature's candy.

Dani: Look, Kaden, it's the third time this week you had a mental breakdown and its Monday.

Leah: Okay, can we all stop saying stupid shit for a moment, please?!
Olix: Alright.
Peetah: Hey, I-
Leah: SHUT UP!
Peetah: I HAVEN'T EVEN FINISHED MY SENTENCE!!
Olix: It was bound to be stupid.

Ashliea: Nice rock.
Pinkleaf : Thanks, ProjectSupreme gave it to me.
ProjectSupreme: I threw it at you!
Pinkleaf : Aren't they the sweetest?

SimplyBubbliie, ordering Starbucks: Hey, I just got my heart broken, what do you recommend?
Steak, who's running the drive thru: ...
Steak: Tequila.

Temprist: Why did you guys dress up as each other for Halloween?
Olix: Digito is the scariest thing I could think of!
Digito: Olix told me I should pick the dumbest costume possible.

*Cari and Nyxie are planning to break in somewhere*
Cari: We need to distract the guards.
Nyxie: Right.
Cari: What are we gonna do?
Nyxie: I'm gonna break their elbows while you poke their eyes.
Cari:
Nyxie:
Cari: Deal.

Devoun, opening a Capri Sun: Guess I'll drink my sorrows away.

Lego: Ominous is amazing at concentrating. Once they start reading, the only way they'll notice you is if you take their book away. Not even if you hit them or shake them!
Nightfoxx: That was them ignoring you.

Chizeled: I just realized that every person is living a life as vivid and complex as my own.
Chizeled:
Chizeled: I feel so bad for them.

Kaden: Bandi and I are so close we even share a toothbrush.
Bandi: We what?

*Jake falls over*
Jelly: Jake! Are you alright?
Jake: Is that you, God?
Jelly: What?
Jake: It's just, you sound a lot more like Jelly than I expected.

Peetah: Remember, Nick, don't do anything I wouldn't do.
Nick: I think I crossed that line when I got a date.

Jessetc: Hey, did you know as a kid I accidentally ate paper?
Nightfoxx: I feel like we've all done that at least once.
Cinq: I ate it too-
Nightfoxx: See?
Cinq:: -On purpose...
Jessetc & Nightfoxx: ...What?

DaPandaGirl, texting Denko: *sends a voice message*
Denko, texting back: I'm a little busy, is it urgent?
DaPandaGirl: No, don't worry, just listen later.
*later*
Denko: *presses play*
DaPandaGirl's voice message: THERE'S A FIRE-

Steak: *closes a cabinet*
*a crash is heard behind the cabinet door*
Tanqr: What was that?
Steak: The sound of someone else's problem.

Albert: Devoun, I screwed up, big time.
Devoun: Albert, given your daily life experiences, you're gonna have to be more specific.

Digito: I'm going to be an adult in 4 years and I only have a vague idea of what I'm going to do.
Lana: I'm gonna be an adult in less than a year and I don't know what I'm doing with my life.
Bella: I'm with you there...
Jelly: I'm an adult and I don't know what I'm doing with my life.
Nightfoxx: Three types of people.

Babyfox: Which country has the most birds?
Babyfox: Portu-geese!
DJNinja: That's a language.
Babyfox: Portu-gull?
DJNinja: Good recovery.
Ashliea: I think you mean good re-dovery.
Bella: TURKEY. HOW DID WE MISS TURKEY?

Lclc: Tell me a little about yourself.
Nightfoxx: I'd rather not, I really like this group.

Lclc: Poke, is that legal?
Poke: When there's no cops around, anything's legal! (He would know, he's a cop himself.)

Sketch: I believe in you, Albert!
Albert, to themself: God, I must suck. The nicest thing Sketch can think to say to me is that they don't doubt my existence.

Peetah: You know what?
Peetah: When I join this friend group I thought you guys would be dealing with my bullshit.
*Devoun, Ashley and Woozlo continue screaming about mold water*
Peetah: Not the other way around.
Hyper: I dunno, sounds like you need to drink the mold water.

Steak: Do you care if I take the skin off this Furby?
Steak: I want to make him a god. Once he is free of his sinful flesh, he can begin a path towards enlightenment. He will take care of us.
Steak: I also want to softhack his circuits.
Deeter: I literally could not care less but never say anything as frightening as that ever again.

Kreek: Could you guys at least try to see this from my perspective?
Woozlo: *crouches down*
Nightfoxx: *kneels down*
Ikeas: *sits on the floor*
Kreek:
Kreek: I hate all of you.

Lclc: Do you even know what an amulet is?
Ashley: Of course I do! I eat amulets sometimes. I like the ones with cheese and onions!
Lclc: Ashley, those are omelettes.
Ashley: Oh. Then I've got nothing.

Dani: Yo! I heard you like reptiles, got any fun facts?
Babyfox: If a crocodile eats your dad, they become your new dad.

Ashliea: Did you have to stab them?
Lego: You weren't there. You didn't hear what they said to me.
Ashliea: What did they say?
Lego: "What are you going to do, stab me?"
Ashliea: That's fair.

Barbie: It's called cauliflower, not ghost broccoli.
Keyin, eyes wide: I know what I saw.

Sanna: Hello, McDonald's, I would like to purchase 130 chicken nuggets. Prepare yourselves.

Mrbooshot: ...This is one of those moments where it doesn't really matter what I have to say, isn't it?

Thinknoodles: Wow, I really think I would've gotten along with young Nightfoxx!
Nightfoxx: I know. That's why I decided to change everything about my life.

Cinq: Why do you keep a diary?!
Denko: To keep secrets from my computer.

Mrbooshot: I can be your partner for the next race.
Petey: Sorry, Mrbooshot. It's a sibling race.
Babyfoxx: Maybe there's a contest for lonely children after this.
Petey: It's only children, Babyfoxx. A lonely child is what you're gonna be when I sell you!

Nick: Can I have some water?
Chocolate: *starts chugging their water bottle*
Chocolate: *chokes from drinking too fast*
Chocolate: *spills water all over themself*
Chocolate, coughing: I don't have any water.

Devoun: You either buckle down and do your work or you'll end up at McDonalds.
Chizeled: We're going to McDonalds if I don't do my work?
Devoun: NO-

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