BFDI/HFJONE X READER ONESHOTS (Requests Open)

requested by c4ss1dy_2763

I don't know how to make this so if it's bad, that's why- 

(O/n is genderfluid and the story is only in O/n's POV)

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"...So, Golfball...why couldn't you test this out on someone else?" I asked annoyed. I did say a few days ago that I would do this thing for Gb, but Lolli asked to meet up with me, and I forgot about this...whatever this is. Golfball just said that she needed someone to help her with her experiment. I was bored then, so that's the only reason I said I would help her. In hindsight, this probably wasn't a good idea, but it's too late now. Gb would 100% get pissed off at me, and I don't wanna deal with that. "You agreed to do this, idiot. Anyway, can you drink this for me?" Gb said, handing me a vile of some random liquid. "I swear if this kills me, I'm never helping you again" Golfball just rolled her eyes in response, and watched as I drank it. It tasted disgusting, what did she even put in this? "Okay, It will probably take a few minutes to work, so stay here until I say you can go, I need to see if there are any side effects." Hearing Gb say this just made me more impatient, I hope Lollipop doesn't mind waiting for a few extra minutes. 

~5 minutes later~

Ughh...After drinking that stupid liquid, I've been feeling pretty weird, like my body was changing...Golfball would write something down every few seconds. I wanted to get up to look in a mirror or something, just so I could see myself, but even if I moved an inch, Gb would tell me to stop moving. "Hmmm...Well, nothing is happening now...so I guess that means that you're done. I will have to change some things, but it seems to be working. O/n, thank you for helping me, you can leave now." Gb said while walking out of the room. I pulled out my phone and opened my camera to see what I looked like. I looked at myself confused if that was me or not. I didn't look like an object anymore...well, kinda, you could still tell that I was an object I suppose. I don't know how to feel about this new...look. Maybe I should ask Golfball if this is permanent. I swear if it is, I'll kill her. I then got a notification from my phone. I looked back at my phone to see who it was

"Where are you?"

It was a message from Lolli. I got up and texted her back while walking out of Gb's factory.

"Sorry! Golfball wanted to try an experiment on me, and I almost forgot! I'll be there in 5"

I wonder what she'll say about how I look right now...

~Another 5 minutes later~ 

I walk to the place Lolli and I were going to hang out. I looked around for a moment, before noticing her. I run up to her and tap her on the shoulder. "Hey, sorry I'm late..." 

"Oh, it's...fine..." Lollipop said, trailing off at the end as she turned to look at me. "Woah..." 

I looked away in embarrassment. "Does it look that bad?" 

Lollipop paused for a moment and stared at me. "No, you look just as hot, if not more 😏" (IM DYING INSIDE WHILE WRITING THIS) 

After she said that, I blushed and looked away. I looked like a mix of a human and an object. (NOT THE HUMANS THAT DAVID AND DORA ARE LMAO) Like if a human and an object had a kid, this is what it would look like. Even though I don't like or hate this, it is nice to know that Lolli doesn't think it's too weird. "Oh! Um, thank you!" To be completely honest, I have a crush on Lolli. How could I not? She's funny, charismatic, smart, pretty...I'm just surprised she actually likes hanging out with me. "So...what did you want to tell me? Or did you just want to hang out" I asked trying to start some conversation, as we've just been staring at each other for a solid 30 seconds. Lollipop leaned down and got close to my face. (you're shorter than Lolli btw)

I could feel myself heating up slightly. "I have something to tell you..." 

Her being so close to me made it really hard to not break eye contact. "What is it...?" 

"Are you free tonight? And if so...would you like to go on a date with me?"

My face started heating up more. Was she really asking me this? Lollipop asked me out? This isn't real, I'm dreaming...Nope, this is 100% real. My head is starting to hurt by all of the thoughts that are going through my mind. "Yeah! I'm free!" It took a lot of willpower to not accidentally stutter or mess up my words. "Great! I'll come pick you up at your house at around 8 (20:00), okay?" I just nodded and watched as Lolli walked away. I smiled, I couldn't believe that Lollipop. LOLLIPOP. had asked me out. I pulled out my phone and looked at the time. It was 7:30 (19:30) so I still had time to get ready. I had a sweater that Flower had made for me a few months ago, that's probably the only other piece of clothing that I own, after all, it's not like objects really needed clothes...although I'm not completely an object right now, so I should probably still wear clothes. After I got home, I went into my room to get changed. I put on the sweater and then realized I didn't have any other pants that I could wear. Oh well, looks like I'm just keeping the ones I already have on. I looked at the time, and I still had about 10 minutes left until Lolli was here. I watched Youtube, waiting patiently for Lolli to arrive. 

~10 minutes later 🤩~

As I watched YouTube, I heard a knock on the door. I got up and walked to the front door and opened it. "You ready to go?" I nodded and walked out of my house, closing the door behind me. We got into Lollipop's car. (it's actually the FreeSmart Super Van, she just "borrowed" it from Ruby) I look out the window, and then I notice, that I don't even know where we're going. I would ask, but I'd feel stupid if she had said it earlier and I just didn't hear her, so I'll just keep quiet for now. After about a 3 minutes drive, we arrived at a fancy restaurant. Lollipop and I got out of the car/van and she opened the door for me. We walked in and I knew it was a fancy restaurant, but this looked so expensive. We sat down and ordered our food. Lollipop also removed all the forks from the table. I guess it's not that weird, she has stated many times before that she hates them. We got our food and chatted about who knows what, but even if the things we talked about were irrelevant, it was still nice to just be around Lolli anyway. Lollipop flirted with me a lot, saying that my new form was so pretty and amazing. And even though some of the things she said were really cheesy, it still never failed to make me blush a little. 

After the date, Lolli brought me home. "Let's do that again sometime," Lollipop said while kissing my cheek. "Y-yeah! Just message me whenever!" I smiled and waved goodbye to her as she left. I went into my room and fell softly down onto my bed, only having one last thought on my mind before I drifted to sleep...

"I can't wait for our next date ♡"

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yayaya I finished the fanfic the same day someone asked me yippee

I hope you liked it lmao

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