Lesso's personal vampire (lesso x reader)

hester - deal...
y/n - let me have something to eat first
you grab a bag and pour it into your bottle
Hort - yeh I can't get that taste out my mouth
lesso - wait what
y/n - idiot here thought it was a normal drink snatched it out my hands
Hort - ok I didn't know
Anadil - she literally shouted Hort no and you carried on
Hort - well...whatever
you finish your bottle
Hester - that was quick
y/n - it's like drinking water at 3 in the morning
dot - best thing in the world
lesso - wait you get out of bed at 3 in the morning for some water
Hester - have you never done that?
lesso - I just deal with it because I'm to tired
y/n - ok then Hester two shot glasses fill one whilst I take the shot from another
Hester - ok go
you take shot after shot
y/n - Hester what the fuck is this
you keep taking shots
Hester - vodka
y/n - taste like fucking hand sanitizer
Anadil - it technically is you know
lesso - she's not wrong
y/n - god it burns so bad
hester - you give up
y/n - no
you keep taking shots and start to get really really dizzy
y/n - fucking hell
Hester - you got like 3 left you can do it
you manage to finish the bottle but you don't feel right
y/n - oh shit
lesso - y/n you ok?
you can't see straight and lesso walks over to you
lesso - y/n sit down
y/n - nah I'm good I'm fine I'm coool
you run to the bathroom and throw up in the toilet and lesso stares at Hester
Hester - hey don't blame me I didn't force her!
you get up wash your hands and face
y/n - I'm just gonna like brush my teeth quick
lesso - you ok?
y/n - feel a bit better now
you put soap on your toothbrush and go to brush your teeth
lesso - no y/n that's soap
y/n - it is?
lesso - yes give it here
dot - wow she's already gone
Hort - she did just drink a whole bottle of vodka i would be shocked if she wasn't
Anadil - lesso is so sweet tho look
they peep round to see lesso putting the toothpaste on ur brush and brushing your teeth for you
Hester - aaaw that's sweet
Hort - ok I want a drink now
Hester - same
dot - me to
Hester - Anadil?
Anadil - yeh go on then
they all have a drink or two and you come back and sit next to Hort and lesso sits behind you pulling you onto her lap
y/n - lesso you're not playing
lesso - obviously
Hester - drink lesso?
lesso - yes
she gives her a bottle
Hester - we got so much we can have a bottle each
lesso - ok
y/n - wait wait lesso are you ok with me kissing anyone in this room?
lesso - I don't care no I mean you've already kissed Hester
y/n - that was just to play with you a bit
Hester - it so worked
y/n - I knoooooow
lesso - it did not!
y/n - what well why not?
Hester - ok I'm spinning first
she spins it and it lands on Hort
y/n - now that's just wrong
Hort - eew no gross not Hester
Hester - trust me I don't want to either
y/n - to bad thems...thems they..uh..wait yeh it's the rules
lesso giggles at you
Hester - I'm so gonna regret this
she kisses Hort
Hort - eeeeeeeeeeeeew!
Hester - ew why do you taste like fucking sticks
y/n - sticks? my guy been playing fetch
everyone laughs
Hort - ugh my turn
he spins and it lands on you
Hort - uh
y/n - typical
you get of lesso's lap and sit next to him
y/n - I swear to god if I have the taste of sticks on my mouth after I'm drinking another bottle
Hort - we don't have to if you don't
y/n - oh shut up
you put you hands on his cheeks and kiss him
y/n - never ever kissing a boy again
you go back on lesso's lap and she wraps her arms around you
dot - I think you broke Hort
he's sitting staring at the floor
y/n - no please don't say that was your first kiss
lesso - y/n he literally just kissed hester
y/n - oh thank god..wait hester was your first kiss?
Hester - that is not what she said y/n
y/n - I thought she meant like...omg guys
dot - what's wrong y/n
Hester - y/n drunk is funny
y/n - guys I'm dating a teacher
lesso puts her head in her hands
Anadil - really? we had no idea
y/n - wait I didn't tell you I'm such a bad friend
Hester - Anadil look what you done now
dot - guys Hort is still broken y/n you broke Hort
y/n - well.. uh .... how do I fix him I'll try my best but I can't promise anything
everyone laughs
Hort - I'm fine just in shock
Hester - we get it you had a thing for y/n
Hort - not anymore I actually didn't like it
y/n - wait does this mean you'll stop staring at my boobs now?
Hort - yes
lesso - wait he what
y/n - shhhh we wasn't together he had a little crush it's fine
Hester - ok who's next
y/n - me I guess
you spin the bottle and it lands back on you
y/n - wait how tf am I meant to kiss myself?
Hester - omg y/n no
they laugh at you
y/n - no guys I'm serious I can't
Anadil - y/n just kiss lesso
y/n - but lesso isn't playing
lesso - you can still kiss me
you do an upside down kiss where you put your head back and she puts her hand on your neck and kisses you
Hester - ok guys you can stop now we get it
you stop and sit up
y/n - wait who's next cause lesso ain't playing
Anadil - I'll go
she spins the bottle and it lands on Hester
Hester - come on Anadil
they kiss
Hester - your good
Anadil - so are you
Hester - my turn again I guess
she spins it and it lands on dot
dot - eh what the hell
they kiss
Hester - you taste like chocolate
Dot - you taste like vodka
Hort - wait Hester you've kissed everyone in the friend group who is the best kisser?
Hester - hmm tough between y/n and Anadil
Hort and dot - hey!
Hester - sorry honest opinion I'm gonna have to go with y/n sorry Anadil
Anadil - just glad I was in the top two
dot - my turn
she spins and it lands on Anadil
dot - oh ok
Anadil - why not
they kiss
dot - I see why she put you in top with y/n
y/n - wait do I get a prize
Hester - you can think of a different game everyone's had a turn
y/n - ummmm truth or dare
Hester - this will be fun...