What Could Go Wrong? { One Piece x Plus Size Reader }

"Where are we again?"

"Pinky girl stop dragging your feet."

"The car race- THE CAR SHOW!"

"ALRIGHT WE GET IT SHUT UP KOALA"

You all made it out of the house but now you didn't know where you were all  you drunk morons knew was that you had get to the back of the house and walked till you saw a road of some kind. But with Koala not being able to tell let her left from right and Perona walking like she had three left feet it was making it hard to tell if you made it far or not.

You however despite being drunk off your ass were fine. You could walk okay and your speech wasn't slurred and you saw everything crystal clear though you were more prone to yelling while also now being a lot more quiet. Which was more concerning because if it wasn't for the fact that both ladies had to hold on to you for dear life you would've vanished without a word.

Then you bump into someone's back.

"Heyyy watch it!- wait a minute don't I know you? Forget it you're just the person I was looking for! But why are you over here with this two pieces of shit?"

"Huh?"

" Is she talking about us? Wait who is talking again?" Koala squinted her eyes at the woman trying to make out her face

"Listen here sister! I am not be able to walk straight but I'll mess you up!!!"

"Oh shut up Perona! Go be a good ghost girl and take you pet to her master!"

"Is she talking about me? I'm not a pet! It's not my fault I happened to be named after a cute animal!"

The mysterious new pink haired girl took both of them by the arm and lead them to a familiar blonde who looked like he was trying to recover from a hungover.

You were to disinterested to pay attention and just walked off- or tried to but the girl came back over and took you hand running off with you in a different direction.

" Hey wait a minute- Y/N!!??"

Koala watched in horror as you were pulled along by Bonney to god knows where she tried to sober up as she shook Perona to snap out of it. " Get it together we have to go get Y/n!"

"Huh? Hey stop doing that you're making my head hurt! Wait where that girl with the nice tits go??"

" I just said we have to go get her! Sabo please tell me your more sobered up then us?"

" I mean yeah I'm sober, I just thought you were all together and she was leaving me to look after you both so they could go to the bathroom or something."

"Well clearly that's not the case now go get y/n while I get someone to watch this one. Who knows what Bonney wants with her."

Sabo not saying another word ran off after you both only to lose sight of you as he approached a wave of people in front of a stage that was being used to televise the race that was now postponed for 30 minutes. He couldn't see you anywhere.

" Damn it I lost them both."

The new pink haired woman dragging you around finally came to a stop behind some big ass stage and as she was talking to different people about something you couldn't help but think; damn this rich people. You were spacing out till someone pushed something into your chest.

" HEY-"

"Wear these the show is about to start and your the lead!"

"What? What show? Lead of what??"

The guy that so rudely throw clothes at you started smelling you. You were starting to get angry so you pushed him back.

"What the fuck is your problem don't start sniffing me like I stink it's rude!"