I feel a little better about being homesick because we finally got the Speakerman titan back on our side after he got infected for so long. I bet the G-Man Toilet is slightly regretting ever crossing our paths. Even if he doesn't, he still got to go. He destroyed the entire city, which was our home! He and his stupid toilet comrades killed countless of innocent people and turned some into toilets.
Well, he has one thing going for him. G-Man Toilet is not alone, he still got thousands of skibidi toilets on his side. Well, no matter. We still got our army, plus two titans on our side. As long as we keep fighting and watch out for one another, there's nothing stopping us from taking down their endless armies. "Hey, Liana!" Darrius snapped me out of my trance. I turned to him with a dazed expression. "Yeah?" I replied. "I know this isn't the best time for introductions, but I really want you to meet someone." He said.
What does he mean by that? Then, a large speakerman with a mechanical tentacle arm came around the corner just as I turned around. It's been a long time since I've seen another speakerman. "Hey, I recognize you!" He said. I was a bit confused, I don't believe I've ever met him. "You probably don't remember him, but this is my big brother, Big Dave." Darrius announced as he hugged Dave by the leg. "Uhm, hi.." I hesitantly replied.
"Do you not remember me? You and I met in the warehouse when your laboratory got destroyed." Big Dave clarified. Then, I finally connected the dots. He was there when the other robots got infected. "Oh yeah! I remember now. You were there when we were first introduced to the Skibidi Parasite!" I excitedly exclaimed. I hugged him by the leg due to excitement. Then, I quickly let him go from embarrassment. "Hehe. Sorry." I apologetically hid my face.
"Don't be sorry. I'm glad to see you, too." Big Dave chuckled lightly. "Oh, but that's not all. I've got one more surprise up my sleeve." Darrius said dramatically. What more does he have to show me? What could be more exciting? And there it was... The theme song I haven't heard in a long time!
"Even while we sleep, we will find you acting on your best behavior. Turn your back on mother nature. Everybody wants to rule the world!" I turned to see an army full of speakermen, big and small! I couldn't believe my eyes, they're all alive? I thought they were all on the brink of extinction. "What? I-but.. How is this possible? I thought that-" "We were all going to be extinct?" Darrius finished my sentence. He knew what everyone else was thinking, but never said anything about it up until now.
"That's what everyone said, Liana. But in reality, we were all hiding in a new location until it is safe to come out again." Darrius explained. "That's right. It was the only way to save our species." Big Dave added on. Now I was really put at ease when he said that. I can finally feel brave again, I don't have to fake it anymore.
After all the large skibidi toilets were destroyed by the two titans, they both turned to each other and did one of the most crispiest handshake mankind has ever heard. "Oooh! That was crisp!" I screamed out. "SMOOOOOOTTTTHHHH!!!!" I heard someone shriek out loud. I turned around to see who it was, but I didn't see anyone. "What the hell was that?" I asked.
I then brushed it off, thinking it was just some crackhead running around yelling out random things. "O..kay. Is there anymore surprises you want to pull on me, Darrius?" I asked. "Nope! That was my last." He replied. I then see TVman in which I haven't talked to in a while. "TVman! There you are." I successfully captured his attention as I ran towards him with a smile on my face. "Ah, Liana. What a surprise." He said in a calming manner.
"We did it! We finally got back the Speakerman titan, and it was all thanks to TVwoman." I giggled. "If it weren't for her or Cameraman titan, we would all be dead." I rambled on. However, I'm saddened that the Double Plunger-Man couldn't finish the job. He will forever be a hero in our hearts. Anyways, I must get back on topic. I would have to fight some skibidi toilets if I want to keep my head.
Before I could walk away, TVman said something under his breath that I couldn't really hear. I stopped in my tracks and looked at him confusedly. "What'd you say?" I asked him. "What?" He looked up at me. "I heard you mumble something, but I didn't know what you said." I clarified. TVman just shook his head. "Oh, it's nothing. Just thinking out loud." I raised my eyebrow at him. I heard something about making someone suffer, but who was he talking about? Is it the Speakerman titan who he wants to make suffer? I mean, the titan did badly damage CinemaMan, but it wasn't his fault. He was being controlled!
Maybe I'm just overthinking. I'll give him the benefit of the doubt and assume that TVman was maybe talking about the G-Man Toilet. If that was the case, I wouldn't put it past him. I want G-Man Toilet to suffer as much as he made everyone else! And I can tell that TVman was frustrated as well. Hopefully, CinemaMan will find it in his heart to forgive the Speakerman titan.
From the corner of my eye, I noticed something unusual. I thought I saw someone with a brown coat with big upgrades. When I turned my head, it was gone. But I swore, I saw somebody peeping around the corner, just staring at us. "Are you okay? What're you looking at?" Darrius stood next to me to see what I was gawking at. "I thought I saw something at the corner of my eye. Maybe it's my brain playing tricks on me." I replied.
I hope that's the case. Whoever that was, I can't tell if they're an ally or foe. If it's a powerful foe, then Lord have mercy. "Come on, we got work to do." I said and walked away. As soon I turned the corner, a sudden force knocked me down.
"HEY, WHAT THE FUCK!?" I screamed out to whoever pushed me. When I looked up to see who the culprit was, it was someone who I did not expect to return. "D-Donovan?" I was shocked, but why is he attacking me? I didn't do anything to him! I was the one who saved his life! "Quiet, mutt!" Donovan aggressively growled at me. (Is he a dog? Why he growling like that?)
He put his dusty boot on my chest. "What're you doing? Didn't I save you?" My voice rasped as I struggled under his foot. Donovan let out an evil chuckle. "Maybe you did at the last second, but I'm still pissed at the fact that the hero I wanted to be saved from didn't come back for me. She just left me there to die!" He yelled in frustration. I get why he was mad, but why is he taking it out on me? I wasn't involved in Donovan's relationship drama to start with.
"Okay, you didn't get saved from the love of your life. But why are you going after me instead? It doesn't make sense for you to kill me over the fact that your crush rejected you!" I continued squirming under his hold as my voice strained. Donovan chuckled once again except his lenses glowed red this time. "Oh no no no. I'm not going to kill you yet, instead I'm going to use you. You will serve as our guinea pig. While I'm thankful that you saved me, we will give you an opportunity to show us what you can really do." He spoke in a menacing tone.
We? What does he mean by "we"?! I mentally panicked. Is Donovan talking about the skibidi toilets? Is that who he's referencing to? Oh no! Donovan might be working with our enemies! But why? All this extra stuff for some chick?! I think he's really far gone. "Nighty night, furball~!" Donovan then pulled out a tranquilizer gun and tranquilized me. As the fluids ran through my veins, my body involuntarily was forced to be put to rest. I couldn't move.
My vision was getting blurry, the last thing I saw was Donovan staring at me as I passed out. Then, I completely blacked out...
~To be continued~

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The Skibidi Invasion
FanfictionI honestly don't know what I'm doing. This is just another crack book. (Disclaimer: These characters don't belong to me as they belong to Dafuq!?Boom!!. The only character I own is my OC.) Edit: How the FUCK did I get so many views???