Kuroko no Basuke Scenarios

The Generation of Miracles as Taxi Drivers serving Lady Passengers

Akashi: -No. He will never be a taxi driver-

Midorima: *talks to the lady passenger* What's your destination?

Lady Passenger: ah to the **** mall.

Midorima: What's you star sign?

Lady Passenger: *tilts her head slightly* uh Cancer

Midorima: Your lucky item for today is *insert lucky item here* and you're 3rd for today's rankings-nanodayo

Lady Passenger: O-oh

Murasakibara: aaa..what's your destination?

Lady Passenger: Just the candy store three avenues away from here

Murasakibara: You should go try this candy and this chips and blah blah blah

Aomine: *looks at the girl from the mirror and sighs as he realizes something* What's your destination?

Lady Passenger: Just the mall please

Aomine: Bust size?

Lady Passenger: thir— YOU PERVERT! *pulls Aomine's hair*

Kise: *sparkles and smiles at the lady passenger* so what's your destination-ssu?!

Lady Passenger: Ah— *blushes* to your heart

Kise: o-oh—

**Kise's next passenger**

Kise: *sparkles and smiles* so what's your— oh wait wait your eyeliner isn't right, let me fix it *takes out his eyeliner from his pocket and fixes the lady's eyeliner*

Kuroko: *gets passed by everyone*

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