It is close to midnight. Everyone in the Witwicky home is fast asleep and everything in the neighborhood is silent. That is... until an engine loudly starts.
Sam gets startled awake and wonders what he is hearing. He realizes the sound is his car. Sam throws his blankets off and runs to a door leading to the top-floor balcony, "Oh, God. No no no no no no no no no no! Hey, that's my car! Hoh- No!" Sam makes it to the balcony just as his car starts to drive off, "No no no no no no."
Sam sprints back out and runs to his cousin's door, "(Y/N)! (Y/N)! Get up, my car is being stolen!" Sam screams at them.
"What? What's going on?" (Y/N) asks half asleep.
"Come on! Just get your ass up and come help me!" Sam yells as he sprints downstairs to leave. (Y/N) jumps out of bed and runs after Sam, they rush to put on shoes and a jacket. They make it outside as Sam picks up his bike.
"Dad, call the cops!" Sam screams as he starts to leave.
"Sam! Wait up!" (Y/N) looks around and finds their uncle Ron's bike and takes it, they jump onto the seat and start to follow Sam.
"Where you going with my car, buddy? Where you going?" Sam and (Y/N) are riding on the sidewalk and are not far behind the car. Sam pulled out his phone and called 911, "Hello? 911 emergency! My car has been stolen!" Sam moves from the sidewalk and into the road behind his car, (Y/N) following, "I'm in pursuit! Right? I need all units, the whole, the whole squadron. Bring everyone! No, don't ask me questions, all right? My father's the head of the neighborhood watch!"
"Sam, they ask questions for a reason. Stop yelling at the operator and just answer them!" (Y/N) yells from behind Sam.
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Sam and (Y/N) continue to follow the car as it slows down in front of a closed-off gate with papers and signs all over it. They can hear a train horn going off, guessing that it will go past behind the gate.
'Ok, the train should go by soon so the thief has to stop,' (Y/N) thinks to themself. But at the end of their thought, they watch the car hit the gas and bash through the gate and past the tracks just before the train carts reach it. Sam ditches his bike before running to the gates, opening them more. (Y/N) follows and drops the bike next to Sam's. They wait for the few train carts to go by before continuing their path.
They end up in a junkyard and start to search around for Sam's car and the thief. But as they are looking around they hear a strange sound in the distance. It almost sounds like metal and gears shifting and grinding. The two hide next to a pile of discarded tires and trash. They look over the tires to see the most unbelievable thing.
"Oh my God," Sam whispers in disbelief.
"What the fuck?!" (Y/N) questions.
They see a giant robot with yellow and black paint walk onto a supported platform, it looks up to the sky before turning on a bright spotlight that it points to the sky. At the end of the spotlight is the same symbol from Sam's steering wheel.
Sam and (Y/N) stand, frozen in shock till the light moves and flashes in their eyes. They quickly kneel, out of sight. Sam pulls out his flip phone and starts recording, "My name- is Sam Witwicky. Whoever finds this, my car is alive, okay?" Sam raises his phone trying to capture the giant robot before bringing it back down, "You saw that? Since these are my last words on Earth, I just wanna say, Mom, Dad, I love you, and if you find Busty Beauties under my bed, it wasn't mine. I'm holding it for Miles... No, no, wait, that- Okay, that's not true. It's mine and Uncle Charles gave it to me. I'm sorry. Mojo, I love you." Sam closes his phone and looks at his cousin. They have a look of confusion.

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Transformers (2007)
Fanfiction(Y/N) makes it home from their deployment in Qatar just in time for their cousin to buy his first car. They expected a relaxing break, but end up with the opposite. Uses they/them pronouns and no love interest so everyone and anyone can enjoy.