XENOKUNI, ??????????

y/n,

man, where do i FUCKING begin! things have been crazy since you died man, like, SUPER crazy!

first of all, Phantom. He's just a silly little guy, right? well FUCK that! I'm being soooooo nice to him, like, giving him high fives, playing with him and shit, and all I get in return is; "what the FUCK!!!!! bettel??!!!!!". Well, he didn't ACTUALLY say that, he only made those little squeaky noises he always makes, but get what i mean?! But I don't care, I still love him.

Axel wanted to get rid of him a few months back, and that fucker literally let phantom run free! I KNOW! like, what the FUCK possesses you to think that's a good idea?! We got him back, but I got Hakka to perform an exorcism on Axel. He ignored me anyway

I got to perform in a few countries, so I'm basically famous now!! I got tomatoes throwed at me a bunch of times, but I read somewhere that it means that the audience loved it!! The boys wanted me to tell them about my trip, but I left out the tomatoes. I don't like them

Speaking of performing, you could call me a fortune teller now. If I remember correctly, the day we found you, I said - "she's probably weak as fuck, no way she'll survive!!"

guess i was right?

wink wink

okay yeah sorry that was fucked up, I'm ending this stuff goodbye

the best jester and clown EVER!!
Bettel C:

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a/n: every now and then there will be a little filler chapter of a letter for y/n by someone in the story. Basically similar to altares letter in the last book ^^