You Belong With Me ~ Max Fewtrell

12th May 2021:

"Fuck off!" Natalie shouts down the mic at her brother, as he swerves her off the road. "You deserve it." Lando laughs, at his sisters reaction. "Can you not shout? I can hear you from the other side of the house. And you are in my headset!" Max Fewtrell scoffs. "Maximilian, shut your mouth." Nat and Lando say simultaneously.

"Now what did I do to deserve that?" The man asks, raising his arms, even though the siblings couldn't see him. "Just existing." The two Norris' say again. "Are you two sure you're not actual twins?" Max questions. "No, we're Irish twins." Lando scoffs. "Sadly." Natalie rolls her eyes. "Hey, I'm nine months older, thank you, and it is not sad." Lando states. "For you." Natalie shakes her head.

"It's disrespectful." Lando scoffs. "For you!" Natalie shouts, looking at the comments on her stream. "Chat should I?" She laughs, seeing how they are all tellling her to go into Lando's room and get him in a headlock. Natalie nods, holding up a finger as she takes her headset of and he to out of her gaming chair.

She moves her finger over her mouth as she walks out of her room. Natalie quickly goes downstairs, missing all the creeks. Getting to Lando's room she sees that his door is already cracked open a little bit. She smiles to herself, pushing his door open slowly so Lando doesn't hear her coming in, and puts her finger over her mouth again, telling Lando's chat to not say anything.

"Why the fuck isn't Nat moving?" Lando whispers to himself, seeing his sisters car stopped in the middle of the track. "Because I'm here you knob." Nat laughs, wrapping her arms around her brother's neck. "Natalie, not again!" The tanned boy screams, dropping his controller, to pull his sisters arm. "Chat, I'm getting beat up!" Lando screams, as his sister pulls him out of his chair.

"Max! Help me!" Lando shouts up, to his best friend. "Maximilian, don't you dare!" Natalie's voice follows. "I'm already here though." Max says, standing in the open doorway, watching the girl get to the floor. "Get her off me!" Lando shouts, wiggling on the floor, trying to get his sister off him. "If I've learnt anything from living with both of you, is that not to get involved when you two are fighting." Max shakes his head.

"Yeah, he learnt his lesson when he got kicked in the face, chat." Natalie looks up and Lando's camera. "Yeah, by you!" Max points at the woman. "What else did you expect?" The younger Norris shrugs. "Not to get kicked in the face, duh." The man scoffs. "Everyone knows, it's the law not to get involved in sibling fights, unless you are the mother." Lando says.

"Yeah, ask the twins, Ruby slapped me once, when she was fighting Rose." Natalie shakes her head. "Or when Arabella accidentally kicked me in the no no square, when she was beating Carlos up." Lando cringes. "She what?" Natalie leans back slightly, keeping her arm around her brother's neck. "She apologised after, bought me ice cream." Lando holds his hands up, knowing how protective the girl gets. "Good." Nat says, pulling her arm tighter.

"Valerie, Arthur and Charles as well. Have you ever got in the middle of a fight between them three? It's absolute hell." Natalie sighs. "It's mostly Valerie and Arthur though." Lando says. "It definitely is, thank god for Lorenzo being the peacemaker." Nat laughs. "Melanie and Danny, though." Lando mentions. "Them two are like wild fucking kangaroos." Nat scoffs.

"It must be the Australian in them." Max shrugs, leaning on the door way. "Them two have the biggest age gap as well. But they fight the most, and it's not even petty, they actually swing for each other." Lando eyes widen. "It's all sibling love at the end of the day." Natalie moves, so she wraps Lando's arms around her legs, and he can't get out. "Nat, please." Lando begs.

"No." Natalie shakes her head, smiling as she sees Lando's chat go crazy. "You two, I would say are more like Juliet and Pierre." Max points between the siblings. "They are the grid gossip siblings." Nat answers. "Then Arabella and Pierre are the grid gossip couple." Lando nods, cutting his sister off. "Don't interrupt me, you slag!" Natalie shouts, pulling her legs slightly, making Lando groan in pain.

"Stop, you're hurting me." Lando pretends to cry. "Don't interrupt me then." She flicks Lando's ear. "Stop bullying me!" Lando looks at the ground. "As I was saying, Juliet and Pierre just gossip about everything. That's how I know everything, because them two are so assertive and hyper aware of everything. Just go to them if you want the truth of something." The girl sighs.

"I know they are auntie and niece but Kameron and Theo like to have it out. I get mixed up between them two as well." Lando shakes his head. "They act like sisters. Theo has accidentally pulled my hair once." Nat also shakes her head.

"Can we talk about Rosemary and Max, quick?" The Fewtrell boy asks. "What do you want to talk about!" Nat and Lando asked at the same time. "Stop doing that!" They both shout, glaring at each other. "Both of you shut up." Max shakes his head. "I'm sorry?" Nat leans back slightly. "Did you literally not just ask us a question?" Lando raises his eyebrows.

"You two are so similar, it's actually crazy." Max laughs. "Thank you, for reminding us." Lando nods. "For the seventh million time!" Nat shakes her head. "Hey, don't start teaming up now." Max scoffs, pushing himself off the doorframe. "Does it look like we're teaming up?" Natalie looks between her brother and their best friend. "No, Max! She's still get me in a headlock." Lando complains.

"I actually call it the Nats submission." The gamer smiles. "Wow, and you came up with tthat all on your own? I'm surprised." Lando scoffs, making his sister gasp. "I think you forget your position, Lanny." Nat snarls as she tightens her legs around Lando's arms again. "Stop, please. Listen to me, I'm nine months older than you!" Lando shouts. "Nine months of not having the best person in your life. How was it?" Nat asks.

"Calming." Lando scoffs. "I'm joking! I was miserable before you were born!" Lando shouts, after hearing a sinister laugh come from the girl. "Yeah, I was born a month early because I couldn't wait to meet my bestie." Natalie smiles, placing her head ontop of Lando's. "See they get along sometimes." Max points to the siblings. "I don't think you'd call this getting along." Lando shakes his head.

"Now what did you wanna ask us about Mary and Max?" Natalie looks towards the man. "I forgot." The Fewtrell boy shrugs. "You so fucking stupid." Nat scoffs. "I'm sorry." Max sighs. "You know which sibling never fought?" Max says. "I think every single sibling in the world fight." Lando raises his eyebrows slightly. "Delilah and Anthoine never fought." Max sighs, thinking about his friend he lost.

"Actually now that you say that, all I ever saw was them hugging, smiling around one another, and overall just being happy." Nat nods. "Really?" Lando wonders. "Yeah, obviously there were times they'd be sarcastic towards one another, like make jokes. But they never play fought." Nat laughs. "Can you get that?" Lando nods his head in the direction of his phone.

"There are so many siblings, it's hard to keep track of it all." Nat whispers, as Max grabs Lando's phone. "It's your mum." Max answers the call putting it on speaker. "Natalie Anne Norris, let your brother go now." Cisca says from the other end of the phone, making the girls eyes widen. "He deserves it!" Natalie shouts, getting defensive. "Natalie..." Cisca trails of, in a warning.

"Okay." The girl unwraps her arms and legs, kicking her brothers back before standing up. "Good girl." Cisca sighs. "How did you know?" Max asks the woman. "Oliver showed me the livestream. "Tell him to watch his back." Natalie glares at the phone. "Thank you Ollie!" Lando shouts, standing up. "You're welcome." The eldest Norris' voice can be heard. "Oliver, this is your one and only warning. I pop up, out of nowhere." Nat breathes out.

"I'm so scared." The blonde says sarcastically. "You will be when I have you in the Nats submission." The girl crosses her arms. "Both of you, be quiet." Cisca's huffs. "Okay." Nat scrunches up her face. "Tell Lando to stop swerving me off the road." Natalie tells her mum. "Lando..." the woman warns her youngest son. "Okay, I will stop." Lando looks at the floor. "Good, I love you both." Cisca says.

"We love you too, mum." The Irish twins sigh. "I will see you later." Cisca says before hanging up the phone. "Swerve me of the road again, and I'll shave your hair off in your sleep." Nat points at Lando, her phone going if straight away. "Wha... mum messaged me saying no I won't." Nat gasps. "Jheez, she was quick on that response." Lando laughs, sitting down on his gaming chair.

"Chat! I'm supposed to be the favourite!" Lando throws his hands in the air after reading comments, saying Natalie is their favourite Norris. "It's easy being the cooler sibling, come to me if you want any tips and tricks." Nat smiles smugly, walking out of the room. "Shit my stream!" Max shouts, running after the girl. "Them two, am I right?" Lando asks rhetorically, rolling his eyes as he gets on with the game.