Killer Drones React

One day, SD-Q decided he'd bring in a bunch of drones to react to their future, because he feels sad for N. N needs to know his future, so he won't make the same mistakes and become happy.

SD-Q called out for the N Plushies, the Uzi Plushies, and the V Plushies to assemble.

"Eeennnnn!" declares the N Plush, giving a salute.

"Uzeee!'' The Uzi Plush gives its response with a foot stomp to emphasize its word.

"Vee!" V Plush is happy.

SD-Q nods in approval at their rapid response, "Alright, N Plushies, you set up the theater, we need like... thirty seats... separated into two groups. Fourish on one side. I don't want to risk the murder drones eating the workers."

He turns to Uzi Plushies, "You, find some oil packets for our... guests. They'll be very thirsty and we need to pacify them."

He finally glances over towards the V Plush, which stares up at him with gleaming eyes, eager to do whatever is required.

SD-Q scratches his head, pondering for a moment, then raises his finger, "Yes! We need a large TV! Acquire the biggest, 8K Ultra-Resolution Flat Screen you can find V Plushies!"

V Plushies simultaneously grinned before zipping away to rob a supermarket.

SD-Q meanwhile, gathered up a set of DvDs... for the cast introduction, there shall be the simple teaser. Then the episodes will follow. But before that he needs some, you know, funny fan content to make them react to. Until those become available.

...Some time passes and everything is set up.

SD-Q checks the time, "An hour behind schedule, good!" he snaps his fingers, "Who should I get to grab them." SD-Q tapped his foot against the ground a few times before snapping again, "Noah, Perfect!"

SD-Q bursts into Noah's room picking him up and throwing him into the empty endless void that exists outside of their home-base. Noah being completely and utterly confused checks his pocket to see a note.

{Please grab Thad, Lizzy, Doll, Uzi and Khan from the worker drone side (with some extra worker drones just because). SD-J, SD-V, and SD-N from the disassembly drone side.} "God this is gonna be a pain in the motherfucking ass isnt it." Noah sighs to himself getting used to spiralling through the infinite nothingness.

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All of the different worker and disassembly drones appear in a flash of blinding purple light, the signature color of a certain tired gang member.

"Whoa..." Thad is disoriented, "Chad hits harder than I thought." he must still be in a doozy.

Lizzy helps up Doll, how nice, but then the two notice the disassembly drones. They're chill, but the other worker drone students were quick to scream, panic, and flail. Lizzy could give less of a damn. Doll is more focused on the one responsible for her woes.

Uzi was unfortunate enough to be right beside them, luckily, unlike humans, drones can't go deaf like humans. But Uzi had to clasp her hands around her non-existent ears because, human or not, being near a bunch of screaming drones hurts.

"AAAGH WHAT THE HELL?!" Uzi bites back a curse word as she notices the Disassembly Drones, "Oh, uh..." she looks around, only seats and some popcorn, "Oh crap!" She grabs a carton of popcorn and holds it as if it were a weapon, '...who am I kidding, what's a paper carton gonna do against a murder drone?' spur of the moment, yeah. Nice try though Uzi. Maybe if you're lucky one of them will die from allergies... oh wait, drones don't have allergies to popcorn. Oh well, props for trying.