If I ever wrote beeduo fanfiction the first interaction WOULD NOT go as it typically does. I can't wright shit so this is how it would go:
Testosterone: lalalala what a great day to be alive mhm yus
Testosterone: omg who is that giant ass hottie over there
Razzle Dazzle: *fallen down intensifies* I am king of boobs even though am gay slayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy queennnssssss
Testosterone: CHAT IS THIS REAL
Testosterone: Hey bbg wanna party
Razzle Dazzle: omg yasssssssssssssssssssssssssss
Razzle Dazzle: also btw im a murderer
Razzle Dazzle: wont kill you tho
Testosterone: THATS OFFENSIVE. THATS. OFFENSIVE.
The end they all overdosed on coke
