Wings of fire characters react to wof ships

(The reactors will involve, m OCs, Friday the leafwing hivewing, Moondance the part robot icewing, dream the night-sea, Sunday the silkwing, Cricket, blue, Sundew, Luna, Swordtail, Snowfall, Willow, Bumblebee, Dusky, and the main Darkstalker legend character's (Clearsight, Darkstalker, Fathom) because why not

Cricket: WHAT. 

Friday: *starts sobbing* *looks up* *starts sobbing again* *get's kitchen knives* *goes to ship name and stabs it* *starts silently dying in pillow again* (A/n: Sry if she seems like one of those annoying ship-ruining mary sues :/ don't know how I could make her depressed and good-written at the same time :/)

Moondance: *chokes* First of all, no, too rushed and forced and BLERUGH blue does not deserve cricket and they provoke to emotions in me whatsoever and blue is very annoying in Cricket's thoughts, and, also, last of all, FRIDAY YOU GOOD, BRO?! BESTIE CHILL, YOU RUINED MY SCREEN... Sink!

Blue: Wow... best ship in the fandom. *puts wing around Cricket* Ship!

Cricket: *frowns* *gags* *moves out of Blue's grasp* Sorry Blue, not canon on  my watch. You didn't do anything to help us, you're too touchy and annoying and quite, and you're to UWU. Bleugh. Worst ship in the fandom. *goes to hug Friday* Sink!

Blue:

Also blue:

Friday: *frozen*

Sundew: Uh- too sappy? It's not Sunlow so WHO CARES. Way too forced! Like, them both falling in love? BOTH?! Plus, Cricket doesn't have anyone else, except maybe Friday, and Blue doesn't have anyone, if they break up in the canon main series, which, they probably and hopefully will! Sink, losers! Man, poor Cricket. Blue changes Cricket entirely. Smelly blicket.

Snowfall: Cross tribe breeding! SiIiIiIink!

Lynx: *pops in* Snowfall, how come you're good with other cross tribe breeding?

Snowfall; first of all, I guess I'm finding a excuse to hate it, and, second of all, HOW DID YOU GET HERE?!?! Third of all, QUEEN snowfall, lord genuis

Lynx: that questioned will never be answered, your majesty *pops out* *pops in again* Also that's not how you spell genius. It's-

Snowfall: SHUT YOUR PIZZA HOLE! THAT"S WHAT IT IS!

Lynx: *pops out*

Moondance: Kind of reminds me of my poops coming out when i have constipation, i finally get to the toilet, and it disappears again

Dream: For crap sake jenny, WHAT

Clearsight: In many ways, this could be a teirrble path to take, so, sink

Darkstalker: *Reads clearsight's mind* Sink!

Clearsight: Darkstalker, you copying ding dong-

Blue: NOOOOO! SHIP! I like her! Cricket, I like you and I will become a mess without you

Cricket: I'm aware... Also, how the heck did this become canon? F tier!!!!!

Fathom: I have no idea who these weird dragon's are and WHY IN THE NAME OF ALBROTROS DO THEY OF FOUR WINGS, WUT-

Swordtail: Whatever makes my best bud happy, so, ship!

Blue: smiles at swordtail and cheers*

Luna: Sorry Blue, but... sink. A silkwing just trusting a hivewing, after all the years they betrayed us? No way, I will throw myself at a pack of dragon-eating- plants and mind-controlled hivewings if this ever becomes canon or the most liked ship!

Swordtail: O-o LuUuUuUnAaAa, DoOoOoOnNn"T KiLl yOuRsElF SiNk ThEn!

Luna: Bro, I'm sorry! *twines tail around swordtail*

Willow: I don't know, i guess they are boring, of what Sundew told me! Sink? Sorry, strange silkwing.

Blue: Nervously sharts!!!!! UUWWUUUU BLICKET IS THE BEST! I'm THE MOST HANDSOME KINDEST DRAGON ALIVE AND EVER TO LIVE!!!!!

Cricket: See, this is most of why we aren't a thing, doofus. 

Bumblebee: BLORGHA BLORGHA NOOOO SNUDOO KILL BILKET BUCKET BARF!

Cricket: *laughs* I'm taking that as sink?

Dusky: I have no idea who these two are, bwwwuut... taking all of your advices, sink? Sorry, blue and purple silk fellow!

Sunday: Sink. Sink all the way. I thought it was cute in the first few chapters, but now i was MISTAKEN

Dream: Blue will never wake up...

Moondance: what now?

Dream:... that answer will never be questioned... *sheaths knive*

Moondance: Oooookkkkkkkaaaayyyyy, y'all weird O-o

Friday: Y'all stole my line

Dream: You snooze, you lose

Moondance: Oof