You Gurl, what is with the hostility today? I was just trying to have a civil conversation with you and you decided to threaten my life
Evan
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You Die in a whore's loose hole
Evan I can't say I've gotten that one before
You Glad to be of service Oml Look at what Minnie just sent me Teenagers are on another level
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Evan Is that jacked Steve?
You No it's jacked Squidward OF COURSE ITS FREAKING JACKED STEVE
Evan I'M SORRY THAT ME, A MIDDLE AGED MAN, IS NOT CAUGHT UP ON MODERN POP CULTURE
You YOU'RE A CELEBRITY ISN'T THAT LIKE YOU'RE WHOLE JOB??
Evan NOT EXACTLY I PAY PEOPLE TO RESEARCH TEAMS TO DO THAT FOR ME well, Disney does MY POINT STILL STANDS
You I mean fair enough A rich, capitalistic conglomerate founded by an old, dead white guy pays people to research trends for you so that they can continue to market you to the younger generation because your looks are fading with time and they need to continue to make you appeal to teenagers otherwise you're completely useless in the acting world despite being a former big name that your mom fangirls over but nobody else gives a crap
Evan Jesus Christ Holy Mother and Father Make it sound worse why don't you? Holy cows Our Father who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name, thy kingdom come, thy will be done on earth as it is in Heaven
You Give us this day, our daily bread And forgive our trespasses, as we forgive those who trespass against us. And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil Why are you swearing like a Southern grandma?
Evan That was deep It caught me off guard
You Lol imagine being so bewildered you swear like a Midwestern grandmother
Evan Hardy har har Why do you know the other half of that prayer?
You Catholic school was something, let me tell you that much That religious trauma runs real deep
Evan Oh same
You Ever hooked up in the confessional?
Evan Yeah But I preferred the kneelers 🤷
You Uh okay Dam get that dick ig? Dem blowjobs WAIT IS THIS YOU COMING OUT TO ME EVAN?? EVAN GET BACK HERE OMG I NEED TO KNOW IF THAY EAS LIKE EXPERIMENTATION OR IF THESE EMOJIS ARE NOW ACCEPTABLE 💅💅🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🌈🏒🏒🌈🌈 GET YO ASS BACK HERE
Evan I got that Catholic guilt yo
~~~~fuck Elon Musk~~~~
Chris Evans @ChrisEvans Imagine being so bewildered you start cussing like a Midwestern grandmother? Couldn't be me 🙃🙃 526 likes • 327 comments • 342 retweets
