My debate class out of context

Not as much today, we were mostly doing summary and rebuttal drills and everyone was working their braincells overtime. Also, it's the last class of the season so this book will be stagnant for a while.
-Lin :D

Instructor: Math is fake.

S1: hey do you want to play uno

S1: So I may have sorted out all of the Uno reverse cards

Me: that's rough buddy

S2: Yeah make them get emotional damage!

S7: Will we at least get minimum wage?

My partner: *ahem* People are dumb.

Instructor: This looks like a serial killer's notes

Instructor: When you call out, I will make you come up to the front of the class and make you do pushups.

Instructor: Poor [name] was doing pushups for so long on Wednesday

S7: The secret third cat?

Instructor: Get those feet together son

My partner: He wants to see fountain hopping.

Instructor: If you want to throw soap into the Berkeley fountain, they will charge you $15,000 and I will kick you off the team

Instructor: There are two Neils in the article and you chose the wrong one.

S7: Death. Scrooge McDuck. Uncle Sam.

Instructor: You just yeet the cards from Brookings.

S7: Chairman Mao???
Instructor: No not Chairman Mao
S9: NO NOT HIM

S1: *whispers* world war three predictions