I Can't do This Anymore [Fell!Sans x Reader]

Chapter 29. ~A Little Tour.~

"Oh."

"C'mon, I'll show ya."

He 'leads' me through the town, earning a couple glances as he talks to me about Snowdin. In the middle of the town, there's a Christmas tree.

"Fell- Two questions." I say, which makes him stop. "One, I thought you didn't celebrate Christmas. Two, why do you have a Christmas tree up in February?"

"One, I don't. Some of the kids do. Two, they keep it up year round. C'mon." He leads me towards a little bar-like building, then steps in. It actually is a bar. "Heya, bitches."

He starts walking, and then the camera is pressed up against a wall of fur. A loud growl makes my ears vibrate.

"Oi, move, ya big lump of fluff." Fell says, stepping out of the way. The camera points at what was in the way; it's a giant dog. A set of silver armor covers most of its body. Fell sits down at the counter and sets the phone against something. "Heya, Grillby."

I'm not sure who Grillby is, but nothing follows.

"Oh, just showin' my girlfriend around." Fell says after the moment of silence is over. I realize that Grillby- whoever that is- must be talking, and I just can't understand him. "'Course she is. I wouldn't have to show her by phone if she wasn't." ... "Why am I datin' a human?" Fell chuckles. "Good question. But I love her." ... "No, she's nowhere near us." ... "Ya wanna see her? Sure." Fell meets my gaze. "Heh, wanna meet Grillby, sweetheart?"

"Sure." I say nervously.

A monster steps out from behind the counter and stands behind Fell. He's the most human-like monster I've seen- apart from Fell, I guess- only he's made of dark purple flames. His eyes are pitch black. He's genuinely kind of terrifying. I can almost feel the heat through the screen.

"Y/N, Grillby. Grillby, Y/N." Fell says. A moment of silence, then he speaks again. "'Course he knows. He doesn't know about this, though- Don't tell 'em, Grilbz." Fell stands up, grabs a bottle of mustard, then smirks. "Welp, we better get goin'. Cya 'round."

He takes the camera out of Grillby's, and I get a glimpse of him squirting mustard into his jaws before he flips the camera around. I don't question it. He's already told me he drinks it. Though.. I find it a little strange.

"C'mon." He says. "I'm gonna give you the Fell Residence Tour. V.I.P humans only." I can tell he's winking, even if I can't see him. I giggle, and he goes on. "Won't be funny if my brother's home. He shouldn't be, though. I'm pretty sure he's with Asgore."

He swings the door open to a cute house, only to almost bump into his brother.

"Uhhhhhh..." Fell moves the camera up, and I look at Papyrus. He doesn't look happy. "H-Heyyyyyy, b-boss-"

"What are you doing?" Papyrus flicks him in the head roughly with a finger.

"...Showin' Y/N around the Underground-?"

Papyrus looks at the camera, then sighs. "Did I say you could leave your station?"

"Ya didn't say ya couldn't."

Papyrus frowns. "Whatever. I have a meeting with Undyne. Don't get into trouble."

"Already did, boss." Fell chuckles, then steps to the side as Papyrus leaves. "Welp. Tour time. This is the living room. That's the kitchen. And that's the upstairs. I can't show ya Papyrus' room. He'd dust me instantly. Buuuut... I can show ya my room~~"

He walks up the stairs and opens the door to a room at the end of the hall, then flicks a light on. He pans the camera from side to side, showing me his room. It's very messy. Turns out I was right about the bed thing. He's only got a mattress, no bed frame. A desk sits in the corner of the room, and there's some dirty clothes in the corner.