I Can't do This Anymore [Fell!Sans x Reader]

Y/N POV

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4:21 PM

Fell: heya

Me: hiiiihihihhihihihi <3

Fell: i'm not supposed to be on rn haha

Fell: i'm at a meeting-

Me: -

Fell: i donwloaded discord on my phpne

Fell: sepcifically for this

Fell: ic atnt type on fohpne knjnmgnmgngnmngmngngngn

Me: orgasm

Fell: maneyb i need to take my glgoves off-

Me: wait what kinda meeting

Fell: ngh thats better but ereeewwwwww my handds are dusty-

Me: dusty musty crusty edgy hands <3333

Fell: .

Fell: i just.noticed you.said.orgasm

Fell: WHY'D IT TYPING . I WANT A SPACE EXCSE M-E

Fell: i hate my.phone.with.y HEART AND SOULLLL??????

Fell: WHY DOES IT KEEP DON.THAT

Fell: dies

Me: nooo

Me: also yes orgams <3

Fell: "orgams"

Me: stuf

Fell: ha

Fell: "stif"

Fell: FUCK

Fell: NMNmnmNGNGNGNmgnMngmnmgnm

Me: orgasp

Fell: tf is an orgasp

Me: are you having an orgasm

Fell: no but i would if i could see yer face

Me: wait idea

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4:23 PM

"BITCH THE FUCK'RE YA DOIN' I'M AT A MEETING-" Fell hisses as I call him.

I giggle. "Hee-hee."

"Ok y'know what I'm not even gonna bother." He stuffs his phone into his pocket, and I hold back a protest. "Sorry 'bout that-"

"Was that Y/N?" I hear Papyrus ask.

"Mhm. Told her I was busy."

"Who the hell is Y/N?" A female voice I've never heard before growls.

"Sans' girlfriend." Papyrus says.

Fell chokes and bangs his knee on the table. I'm guessing he earned some weird looks, because he clears his throat. "Leg spasm."

"...Anyway." Papyrus goes on. "What were we discussing before Sans was interrupted?"

"The fact that Asgore decided to spare the humans." The female growls again.

"Y/N raised some good points." Asgore says, his voice full of authority. "I don't like humanity anymore than you do, Undyne, but I think we should give them half a chance. For Sans' sake, and for Y/N's."

"Tch, they all should burn." Undyne snarls but doesn't argue any further.

I want to mess with Fell, so I moan his name softly, hoping only he can hear it. Fell makes another choking sound, followed by a loud thud and a grunt.