I Can't do This Anymore [Fell!Sans x Reader]

Chapter 30. ~Fell isn't Fell?~

"Sans?" Papyrus says. "What the hell is wrong with you?"

Fell coughs. "Choking-" Footsteps follow, and then Fell coughs again. "T-Thanks, Undyne- Ow-" He stands up for a moment. "Be right back-" A few minutes later, he's yelling at me. "ARE YA FUCKIN' TRYNNA GET ME KILLED? WHADDYA THINK YER DOIN' MASTURBATIN' WHILE I'M AT A MEETING?"

I giggle but don't say anything.

"Yer gonna get me killed, Y/N." He growls, but I can tell he's not mad, as he's blushing. "...Are ya actually... Y'know-"

I giggle again. "No, I'm not, I just wanted to mess with you."

"...Oh."

"By the way, why do they keep calling you Sans?"

"Er-" His eye light goes out. "...T-Tell ya later, sweetheart, k? Now... Isn't the time."

"Mmmmm, ok." I say. "Go back to your meeting. I'll be obedient."

He narrows his sockets, then stuffs his phone into his pocket again and walks back over to the group. "Sorry 'bout that."

"Can we please continue?" Undyne growls.

"Yes, sorry."

"...Sans." Papyrus' voice is cold.

"Yeah-?"

"Give me your phone."

Fell coughs. "W-What-"

"Give. Me. Your. Phone."

"Why...?"

"Because."

Fell sighs, then throws his phone onto the table. I hide in my blankets with a little squeak as Papyrus stares at me through the camera.

"H-Hi-" I mumble.

Papyrus gives me a look, then Fell a look. "Sans..."

"Who the hell is that?" Undyne asks, walking over. I blink at her as she meets my gaze. She actually is a fish. "Sans, who is this?"

"...My girlfriend." Fell mumbles.

"YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS A HUMAN?" Undyne snarls, summoning a bright blue spear in her hands.

"Undyne." Asgore growls. "Relax."

"Traitor." Undyne bares her teeth in a snarl.

"Undyne."

Undyne growls, and the spear dissipates. She storms back over to her seat as Papyrus hands the phone back to Fell.

"Having a human as an ally is a good thing." Another woman says. Her voice is husky but kind of squeaky. "Perhaps she can help us kill Frisk."

I sink into my blankets uncomfortably. I don't want to be involved in the murder of a child.

"...You might be right, Alphys." Undyne mutters. "I still don't like it."

"Y/N." Asgore says, and I want to hide under the bed all of a sudden.

"Y-Yeah...?" I squeak. Fell passes the phone to Asgore.

"What do you know about human souls."

"Um." I blink. "Only that they're... The culmination of our beings... And I didn't know that until I met Fell, s-so, um... I- I'm really not much help here..."

"Asgore, this ain't a good idea." Fell says. "She doesn't know a thing about souls, or monsters, or anythin' really. She's not helpful here."

Despite me saying just that, I feel hurt. Fell made it sound like an insult.