if you saw me post this earlier, no you didn't
F1 BITCHES
lando: i feel like death
lewis: well good morning to you to lando
lando: shut up lewis, your words mean shit to me
lewis: jeez sorry
george: i threw up again
britney: that's nice
george: ☹️
lance: why did i order the mexican flag?
checo: 🤔
checo: no idea
lance: 😒
max: istg if one more person texts in this chat i'm gonna headbutt them
daniel: hello!
charles: good morning! i'm hungover
lando: 😂
max: lando die
charles: lando you might wanna talk to carlos later
lando: why?
charles: cause apparently you said you wanted to make out with him and now he's spiraling
lando: shit
*lando disconnected*
alex: bye bestie
seb: speaking of that, charles is there something you want to tell Kimi and me?
charles: wdym
seb: like why was max on top of you while making out with daniel
kimi: bwoah explain
max: ...
charles: ...
daniel: ...
charles: should we tell them?
daniel: there's no point in hiding it now i guess
max: agree
charles: well all three of us are dating
kimi: ...
seb: WHAT
private chat
milk boy🥛: carlos?
milk boy🥛: can we talk?
chili❤️🌶️: sure carino!
milk boy🥛: charles told me about what i said to you when i was drunk last night
milk boy🥛: i'm sorry if i made you uncomfortable
chili❤️🌶️: it's fine
chili❤️🌶️: lando do you like me?
milk boy🥛: that depends, do you like me?
chili❤️🌶️: Dios we are acting like middle schoolers
milk boy🥛: come over
chili❤️🌶️: really?
milk boy🥛: i wanna discuss this irl
chili❤️🌶️: i'm on my way
milk boy🥛: carlos?
chili❤️🌶️: yes?
milk boy🥛: what does carino really mean? don't like to me i know it doesn't mean bestie
chili❤️🌶️: ...
chili❤️🌶️: it means dear, my dad uses it when he talk to my mom
milk boy🥛: awwwww chili! that's so cute🥹!
chili❤️🌶️: yeah yeah i'm on my way
F1 BITCHES
daniel: what happened to lando?
seb: i don't know but let's not pry
oscar: he just walked in all smiley and giggly and loopy
oscar: i think he's dying
alex: OHHHH I KNOW WHY
yuki: TELL US!!!
yuki: ow that hurt my head to type
alex: landos sworn me to secrecy
george: 😡
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F1 GROUPCHAT
FanfictionThere needs to be more of these (also if you're reading this, i really appreciate comments! an interactive audience means i've done something right!) -maggie
