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This was not how your birthday was meant to go.
You were not supposed to go on a date with a dog with rabies. You were supposed to go on a date with a CIVILISED gentleman.
^______^
1 AM.
Chuuya was late.
Aaaand you just stood there like an idiot.
-> A fishy man has started gradually approaching you! (Deffo not JJBA reference)
'HOLY FUCKTWAT? WHO THE FUUU- Wait omg Pride and Prejudice?'
"Hello there, what's a pretty little lady like you doing here?" Says the guy with diagnosed rabies.
'Acting as if ur not the one who made illegal measures cause ur in love with me or sum shit 🙄. But we'll ignore that cause you're also kinda hot 🤭. Let me just get my pretty girl attitude out.'
"I'm fucking lost you dimwit."
Silence
'Okay that was not meant to happen-'
-> The fishy man has started gradually walking away from you!
"NONONONO I'M SORRY-"
^_____^
And that's how you ended up here.
In a fucking zoo.
No, seriously.
A damn zoo.
You be feeding a damn chimpanzee, beside that paying food for a dog with... rabies..?
Said guy was in the corner planning out a move for his kingdom or some shit.
'Nah, jit tripping, swag like Ohio!'
"I'm thinking about what the fuck we're doing in a zoo." You stare off into space.
Bro stopped planning and then looked into your e/c orbs menacingly.
Bro went back to planning.
Bro got slapped.
...😆
^______^
"Come on, I didn't even slap him that hard that he has to go to a hospital!"
Said guy fainted.
"Ma'am, if you would just listen to me-"
"ASSUMING GENDER?! HAVE YOU GOT NO SHAME, YOUNG MAN?!?!" You gasp.
The zookeeper sighs.
^_______^
2:08 AM
'Why am I fucking late? Oh yeah, boss gave me the task of playing with Elise. At two fucking AM. WHO DOES THAT.'
"UGH, I SHOULD'VE JUST REJECTED BOSS! RAAAAAGHHHGGG 🤬🤬🤬" Chuuya threw his phone in anger.
...
"Gotta get a new phone... Yet again." He sighs.
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FanfictionA story where Y/N, gets added into the wrong group chat. Who would she meet there? UNDER HEAVY EDITING
