UNIRONIC Spongebob x Reader

Laying still, your body felt heavy against the bottom of the ocean floor. Everything was dark. No, wait, your eyes were just closed. As they fluttered open, they were met with a slight, salty stinging sensation, which went away after only a few seconds. The last thing you could remember was being swept up by a riptide on a trip to the beach with your family, watching the sun above the water slowly grow dimmer as you sank down into the sea.

Okay, you didn't drown. So like, that was good, you guess. You sat up and glanced at the sand underneath you, which was surprisingly soft to the touch. Observing the environment, you could spot growths of colorful coral reefs, rocks, clams, and... flowers in the sky? This, in particular, was what made you raise a brow. It was all so familiar, so nostalgic somehow, but you couldn't quite put your finger on why.

"Where the hell am I..." you mumbled to yourself, rubbing your head. "I'm... definitely underwater... W-What the fuck? Why can I breathe?"

You stood up, slowly but surely, as it was difficult to move swiftly in the water. You took a deep breath.

"Huh. I guess the '2O' in H2O is there for a reason."

Funny joke. You cautiously turned around to get more of a view of your surroundings. Upon surveying the area more clearly, your eyes caught sight of a small brown building in the distance. Wait, what? A building? At the bottom of the ocean? You began making your way towards it, each step nearly impossible as the water around you slowed your trek.

The building became more visible as you grew closer. From the direction you came, you could only see what looked to be the back, so you decided to walk around the side for a better view of the front.

The shape of the building was pretty odd, you figured it might be part of a sunken ship or something, but you weren't entirely sure. You finally arrived at the front of the building, and you paused.

"Wait."

You scanned the decor of the place, and you noticed a colorful string of flags above the door, as well as a cheeseburger sign in front in the window.

This was all too familiar.

"Wait. Wait... wait."

The pieces had begun connecting in your head. It was if the puzzle was slowly solving itself. You looked up at the sky again for view of the flowers in the sky, but instead you caught a glimpse of a tall... clam? Stepping back, you realized it was a sign.

"The Krusty... Krab..." You read aloud. "Oh, fuck."

Your eyes darted between the building, the sign, the flowers, the cheeseburger, the coral.

"FUCK."

This wasn't fucking real. No way. You were stood right in front of the motherfucking Krusty Krab from your favorite iconic Nicktoon, Spongebob Squarepants.

You didn't move. Couldn't. Should you... go inside??? You WERE pretty hungry. You slapped the pocket on your swim trunks. You still had a few dollars that you intended to use on the beach's food stand. You licked your lips, fondling the cash in your pocket. You HAVE always wanted to try a Krabby Patty... the cartoon fish always made it look so appetizing. You rushed forward hungrily and slammed open the front doors with a

BANG!

Sat at the tables of the restaraunt, various fish snapped their heads around and stared at the source of the loud ass noise. You stood there awkwardly as you surveyed the room. A couple of fish dropped their patties from their flippers mid pick-up-and-bite, gaping jaws plastered on their faces.

"Alright." You muttered under your breath. "Time to get me a Krabby Patty."

You cleared your throat and walked cool-ly towards the boat-shaped counter. All eyes were on you, a human in an undersea restaurant.