Why Adam is superior (and shouldn't have died)

I am merely here to state my opinions on his death and his character, honestly. He is not appreciated enough and that angers me. I'm going to let my demons out and attack everyone for the sake of his pride. (I genuinely cannot tell if I'm serious or just being silly. I think I am silly.)

Welcome everyone welcome I am going to rant now teeheeh

First of all, he's the master of all dicks. He was the first dick. That explains everything because if he did not exist back in the day, men would be miserable with no, no dicks. That's why he's very thoughtful and powerful and cool super cool. He's the coolest man of all time because he IS the man. The man himself. THE ADAM. Second of all, he's YELLOW

FUCKING YELLOW

HOW COOL IS THAT COME ON

He gets bitches man. Women fall head over heels for him. Every living being loves him. He's

Idk I'm running out of good things to type

HE'S ALSO VERY FUNNY HIS JOKES ARE HILARIOUS

LIKE

ID LAUGH OUT LOUD IN THE MIDDLE OF A LIBRARY IF I WERE TO HEAR HIS JOKES THERE

LOOOOOLL

someone take my phone.

If you check this later me I can tell you that this is all Janelle. it's Janelles fault it's her fault I hate her IMGFJFNGMHKGKGI SORRY ITS HER FAULT