SHINY BOY [SUNG HANBIN] ?ZEROBASEONE?

{ZIMI}

"zimi why did you shit yesterday?"

wow, what a great way to start the morning.

i glared at jiwoong and turned my gaze to zhanghao, who just asked. "i didn't." i said.

"so.. who's the dude you're seeing?" hanbin whispered as he nudged me.

you, dude. i wanna tell him but nah

"ow, that hurts." i said, rubbing my shoulder where he just nudged me.

"who is it? i'm interested in your love stories!" he excitedly said. ugh, such innocent boy.

i ignored his questions just dived in my own thoughts.

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BERMUDA&VERONICA
•online

HANBIN
lalaaa why arent u answering yeeeeet

ZHANGHAO
tf he just said yeet

JIWOONG
answering YEET-

ZIMI
wym

HANBIN
ur crushhh

ZIMI
geez bro just move on frm dat topic

ZIMI
whut made u so sure too that i have one

HANBIN
jiwoong told me

JIWOONG
no i didnt

ZIMI
JIWOONG THIS IS THE 1837822ND TIME U BETRAYED OUR FRIENDSHIP

ZHANGHAO
hol up, lemme just count that^

JIWOONG
HE KEPT ASKING WUT ELSE SHOULD I DO TO STOP HIM

ZIMI
IDIOT JUST SHOVE TREE IN HIS MOUTH

JIWOONG
BUT HOW? WE WERE CHATTING

ZIMI
SEARCH @ GOOGLE "HOW TO SHOVE TREE AT SOMEONES MOUTH VIRTUALLY"

JIWOONG
I DONT TRUST GOOGLE

JIWOONG
BUT I SHOULD'VE JUST PUNCHED HIS NECK LMAO

HANBIN
im right here u kno..

JIWOONG
Imao yea ik

ZIMI
smh smh

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HANBIN
•online

HANBIN
hey uhmm.. lala?

ZIMI
oof why in private tho

ZIMI
wut is it??

HANBIN
err..

HANBIN
can we like.. have some bread 2gether?

ZIMI
?

HANBIN
just the two of us..?

ZIMI
ohh sure when?

HANBIN
whenever ur free

ZIMI
bruh i sit in the couch all day reading fanfics, eating chips, ordering my lil bro, being moody, etc.

HANBIN
but u dont have a lil bro..?

ZIMI
bICHT WUT DO U MEAN I DONT HAVE

ZIMI
DONT U REMEMBER LAI GUANLIN

HANBIN
i thought ur not related??

ZIMI
if u thot that bcs of our looks im going to whoop ur ass

ZIMI
Imao jk

HANBIN
i just didnt kno.. haha..

ZIMI
so.. specifically, when??

HANBIN
on friday?

ZIMI
alright sure

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JIWOONG
•offline

ZIMI
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ZIMI
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ZIMI
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ZIMI
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ZIMI
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[ JIWOONG is online ]

JIWOONG
WHAT

ZIMI
HANBIN JUST ASKED ME TO GET BREAD W/ HIM

JIWOONG
WTF U WOKE ME UP JUST BCS OF THAT

JIWOONG
THATS NORMAL SIS HE WANTS COFFEE NOT U

ZIMI
ouch that just hurt my feelings

JIWOONG
girl i was just kidding lmfao

JIWOONG
but yea good for u

JIWOONG
NOW WOULD U LET ME SLEEP IM TIRED GEEZ

ZIMI
calm ur tits down hoe

ZIMI
im nervous

JIWOONG
deal w/ it

JIWOONG
im going back to sleep

ZIMI
nOOOO

ZIMI
why r u sleeping so early anyways

JIWOONG
MOFO ITS LITERALLY 2AM FYM EARLY 11

JIWOONG
FOR THE LAST TIME,

JIWOONG
IM GOING TO SLEEP

[ JIWOONG went offline ]

ZIMI
...but thats still early

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