Insane...~ Alastor x Reader

Y/n's POV

I unfolded my wings completely to look a little bigger and more threatening. Alastor looked up at me, disappointed of himself, and then disappeared into the ground, grinning. "Went back into the ass you crawled out you son of a bitch!" I growled angrily. Adam didn't seem to recognize me at first, but then his eyes widened with a shocked grin. "Holy shit Y/n?! HAHA you're fucking that guy? Let me guess you're the top and he's the bottom, right?" he grinned, wiggling his eyebrows. "Shut your fucking mouth, I'm going to tear you apart!" I growled, giving him a punch in the face that he didn't see coming. I flew to him as quickly as lightning and landed a perfect punch, causing him to break through the wall where Alastor had crashed. "Stupid cunt! Just wait from now on- AH FUCK!" He saw me flying again and quickly dodged away. He breathed a sigh of relief as I grabbed him by the collar and crashed through the hotel with Adam. I held him so that it would hit the ground each time we broke through it. Until we finally arrived in the lobby. I hit his face wildly but not hard. Something stopped me. "Naw, is my milf afraid of hurting my pretty face?" he grinned from under his mask. "Oh no, quite the opposite. But it's not my destiny to kill you." I grinned, leaning slightly towards his face. I stood back up and placed my foot on his face. "Come too close to Alastor again and I'll really kill you! Be aware that you're only alive because I want you to!" I hissed and ran towards the door. "Ah yes? Really because you want to or because you can't kill me?" he grinned mischievously and I tensed. "I'm no longer your guardian, so dare you talk to me any longer." I felt his hands lay on my shoulders. "Bitch you had the honor of supervising me! Wasn't that a fucking great time!!?" I exhaled in annoyance. "Fuck off!" I hissed, balling my hand into a fist and reaching out to punch Adam in the face again, but he grabbed my hand before I could touch him. "Have I ever told you what a hot milf you are?" he asked with a grin and threw me through the hotel door. I roared a little in pain, whereupon I received worried looks. "Fuck Y/n!!? What are you doing here!!?" asked Angel who quickly helped me back to my feet.

Vox point of view

I stared at the television with my mouth open. Is she kidding me? She crawled back to that bastard!?!! I clenched my fists and growled. "Hmm... that was hot." grinned Valentino, who I then glared at. "What!!? It's true!! Common I wasn't the only one who thought that." He said surprised looking at me and Velvette. We looked further and saw Y/n pushing her shoe into this angel's face. "How can she!!? I thought she was on our side!!!?" I said, punching the table angrily and hurt. "Vox, come down. Y/n definitely didn't want to hurt you. She's just standing between two big, strong... boys and. You know. You're mens and strong and." Vel mumbled around, making me tilt my head in confusion. "You both have massive cocks!" Val grinned then appearing next to Velvette's head. "That's not how I wanted to put it, but let her, Vox. I think she really likes you, but if she goes back to Alastor after this. Well then it's clear that she finds his cock hotter." I opened my mouth in shock and perplexity. Then I crossed my arms over my chest and turned to the television. "My cock is hotter." I objected and turned my attention back to what was happening. This Adam kicked Y/n out of the hotel which made me cringe a bit. "Fuck Y/n!!? What are you doing here!!?" Angel asked surprised, helping her up. She giggled a little embarrassed and lightly stroked the back of her neck. "Long story." "Pff long story my ass!" I groused, annoyed.

Y/n's POV

"Long story." I giggled awkwardly rubbing the back of my neck as I was suddenly grabbed and thrown away. In the air I took one of Vox's drones with me and hid a bit to talk to Vox through it. "Vox? I hope you hear me. I'm really sorry I did this to you again but please let me explain later okay? I'll come over!" I said frantically and pressed a light kiss against the camera before throwing it into the air. "Sweet talk, but that's no use to you now, Milf!!" someone shouted and something exploded behind me. I quickly flew into the air to hit him. "Stop calling me Milf, you piece of shit!" I complained, pouting. "I'm not that old." I said insulted and kicked him in the face. "And now fuck off!!" I shouted up to the roof of the hotel. As planned, he banged his head against the railing wall, creating a hole in it. I quickly flew after him but before I could do anything a bunch of angels showered me. They held me to the ground so I couldn't move. "Don't do anything to her! I'll save that for later." he grinned and flew away. "Let me go!!!" I poisoned her. She didn't answer but just continued to look around. Beyond my vision I saw Sir Pentious's airship flying towards Adam. "NOOOOO STOP HIM!!!" I shouted as loud as I could but before they could do anything the airship vanished into thin air. Suddenly I saw Razzle and Dazzle flying into the sky but Dazzle crashed. "No!!!" I said shocked and the hotel started to shake. "Fuck! You stupid cunts let go of me!!" I cursed and one of them grabbed my face. "For an angel back then, you have a really loose mouth." she grinned through her mask. I began to grin mischievously and looked at her with raised eyebrows. "after a few years you pick up a word or two in hell." I laughed but no one joined in, which made me sulk. "Alright girls, that's enough." I then determined and stood up easily. I pushed them all away with a blast from me and flew. I heard a painful cry next to me and before Charlie could fall to the hard ground I caught her. "Darling, is everything okay?" I asked worriedly crushing her face in my hands. "Yes, everything's great but- CAREFUL!!" She warned me and Adam smacked me away from my niece with a solid punch. When I could see clearly again I saw Adam looking angry at Charlie with blood on his arm. "The fuck. That hurts!" he whined, sitting up and laughing. "OK." he grinned superiorly. He hit Charlie and I stepped in to help her. "Milf, do you want to suck my young balls!? Just piss off!!" he complained and I grimaced in disgust. "What those shriveled things? No, no one would want to voluntarily suck your balls, and definitely not your 1 inch penis HAHA" I laughed, amused, which made him growl. He charged at me and I dodged in time enough for him to crash into the stone railing. But this time without destroying it. It just crumbled a little. He stood up again and snapped once, whereupon a swarm of angels surrounded him and held him tight. Adam grabbed Charlie's neck and lifted her into the air. "Woe betide you if you move Y/n! Then your sweet little bitch will be headless!!" he grinned when suddenly someone hit him in the head. My eyes widened in delight as he landed on the roof with Charlie. "Hey bro, long time no see."