NEPTUNE GETS A PHONE ??

earth was playing cards with mars as usual until he realized something.  Earth: hey mars.. Mars: yea Earth: uhm i forgot to pick out a birthday gift for neptune. Mars: wait its his birthday? Earth: yea, you didnt know? mars: oh uhh i guess i forgot whoopsies. Earth: well why dont we go pick out something for him! Mars: but we know like nothing about him. Earth: well i dont want to kill my babygirl earthlings! Why dont you go talk to Neptune for me? 🥺🥺 Mars: well you know how the sun feels about us leaving our orbit.. Earth: well hes right now distracted shooting solar flares at venus. Mars: alright well you got a point there; I guess I'll go visit Neptune. Wish me luck! Earth: ok bye bye.

Mars goes through the astroid belt and has a little with chat Jupiter. Jupiter: heya mars! What brings you here? Mars: well earth sent me here to go talk with Neptune because he wants to get him a birthday present. Jupiter: well i do know that he likes slinkies mars: oh cool. Well i better get going before the sun notices im gone. Jupiter: oh ok good luck! Mars: ty. Mars continues his little journey until he meets.. 

Ganymede: well well well.. look whos here! Mars: omg can you like shut up bro like im just trying to peacfully find Neptune but yet you still cant let go of the whole moon revolution. Europa: excuse you?! Dont talk to my bf that way! Your just mad that us moons were able to defeat you. 🙄 The only reason why we didnt win was because of stupid titan and earth! mars: yea ok off-brand team rocket. Also ive heard that your little bf has been flirting with other moons. 😏 Ganymede: uhm no i havent! Europa: ..youve been flirting WITH OTHER MOONS?!?!🤬🤬 Ganymede: i swear i ha- Europa: YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU WOULD STOP AND SAID I WAS YOUR RIZZY GLIZZY! Ganymede: alpha sigma pookie look im sowwy ok! Mars is traumatized by what he just heard so he just quietly slips away and contines on his search to find Neptune.