Madness: DxD

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Rias: I wanted to hang out with you.

Let: For nine hours? And how come you're not in class?

Rias: Well, I have a perfect record, so I thought if I missed one day, it shouldn't be too big of a drama.

Legend: You skipped school just to spend time with me? I must say I never took you for a delinquent.

Rias: So... we have a lot of time to spare. Want to do something?

Legend: That fireplace you have there—is it working?

Rias: I don't know if the chimney is still standing; but you should be able to use it.

Legend: I'll try.

Rias: Wait, you can use magic?

Legend: No.

Rias: But that fire appeared out of nowhere.

Legend: I'm the Hellfighter. I started the fire while you were blinking.

Rias: Amazing!

Wait, she actually believed that? How does she earn such grades if she's this dumb?

Her father is the principal, so who knows what kind of strings he pulls.

Rias: What are you doing?

Legend: Meditating.

Rias: But weren't we supposed to hang out?

Legend: Another day.

She is strange to me. First, she asked me to assist in a meeting with some exorcists and act as a bodyguard, making sure everything stays under control, but like an idiot, she invites me nine hours early and skips school, thinking that will impress me to go out with her, but she did ask me for coffee, which is weird because Issa told me this peerage only drinks tea, and she's also guessed my taste: no sugar, no milk, which is suspicious because she doesn't look the type to enjoy sour things.

What if she asked advice from your daughter about how to approach you?

Knowing her, that is possible, but I doubt she will give me over so easily.

Who knows? Maybe they struck a deal. If the red head manages to charm you, they would both share you, but I've seen what you do to women; she won't want to share after one night with you.

Let's hope that never happens. Having women argue over one man can turn destructive to the point where intervention is necessary, and the only way to calm them down is either with a silver tongue, a mean backhand or a compromise.

Right, I'll leave you alone with your meditation now. Don't mind me just resting on your lap.

It's a free country. Do what you want.

Somewhere in Nevada

Rias: So cool!

It turns out that meditating near a bored devil, and your sleep paralysis demon isn't exactly viable since one's gonna cry until you do what she wants and the other will suffocate you with her breast pillows so instead I decided to make Gremory's day and tell her stories from my travels some of which are modified because I don't want her knowing too much about me.

Legend: School has ended for half an hour now. Where is my daughter?

Rias: She went to karaoke with some friends.