liam puts pizza in the microwave but it explodes and he dies

(I wrote this on my compuer)

It was very boring usual day in the EARTGH-

HfjONE from Liam Plecak the fatass green autistic gayass backpack sat on the floor in his boyfri- I mean- Bryces appartment. Liam got very hungry and wanted to have sum pizza but he got no money cuz hes broke and got no job. haha L bozo. So Liam got up from the crusty and dusty ass floor to steal Bryces money because how would he buy a fucking pizza without any money. Thank god that Bryce was in Epic Burger1!1!!1!1!1!1!Q1Q!!Q1!Q!1

Liam went to WALL (Wallmart in HfjONE universe) and gotten to the freezer section thingy i dont know please help me. He got the FROZEN pizza thats probably 100% expired in august 2012. IT STINKS WHY IS IT THERE ITS 2024 BOI

Da pizza was for free so thats a plus!!! He didnt even need to ste- "borrow" Bryces money!!! So he tool the pizza very happy not even knowing its fucking expired and stole the goddamn rotten pizza.

As he got home Bryce wasnt even home yet so that another plus!!!! He oppened the pizza box and there goes a 12 year old molding smoke outta the box. Liam wasnt even affected by the stinkiest air ever as he havent showered for 7 months and played Fortnite all day. stinky backpack grr

Liam grabbed a fork and grabbed the pizza with the fork putting it in the microwave. Oh god he forgot to take the fork out as he set the microwave to 2763 seconds

(This is where I lost motivation and all of my braincells.)

ono the fuckign microwave exploded

BOOOOOOOOOOOM

o shit brick came back and he saw his own appartment on fire with burnt liam on the floor also on fire

the end i guess