only you [a Bf X Gf story]

Pico's POV [this is what he overheard the Starmen saying in the last chapter]:

what the fuck could Fleetway be thinking, i thought. i genuinely wondered where he was in the time Boyfriend was recovering. but i guess he's around now.

i glanced over, seeing the fake Mario and a dark blue Sonic faker sit down, right with Fleetway.

and there he was. 

Convict.

''alright, chums. i gathered you round here for a specific reason. it's because i have a blue haired fucker to deal with, but he's been having the girl of my dreams.'' Fleetway spoke in a commander-ish tone. he had a war helmet on, and he had a billboard that was meant to be a whiteboard.

he marched around, drawing on the whiteboard with chalk. he made what appeared to be Boyfriend. or a stick figure of Boyfriend. he looked exactly like that, but Fleetway also drew some features to make him look as stupid as possible. i mean, Boyfriend was one of the least bright people i knew, but not this dumb. he drew Boyfriend with dot eyes, and the words ''waaah i'm stupid'', then he drew him with a tiny brain that was just a dot.

they all spoke, and there was my sister, Skyler, in the group. what the fuck was she doing there?

''see, he has this girl i want. i think her name was Girlfriend.'' spoke the tyrannical jock stereotypical jerk. ''think your good enough to fucking deal with this magnificent asshole of a bastard?''

they all rose they're hand with a ''fuck yeah!''

''okay. so the real question is, i have many plans. i think you each get to be one.'' he continued. ''Convict, you will go first''

''okay. so how will this be sorted out?'' my old shapeshifter nemesis spoke.

''it's simple, in all honesty'' smiled that smug little yellow asshole.  ''you see, i have this idea to lure the blue haired C**T to an abandoned warehouse, then you can kill him.

''okay, sounds cool to me'' Convict spoke. he then shapeshifted into Boyfriend, but with black hair.

''awesome! looks like we're gonna pull a fucking riposte!'' Fleetway cheered aggressively.

fuck..... he's gonna kill them. we have to do something. i planned to whip my guns out and shoot the bitch dead, but then i remembered that i was hiding in plain sight, from a group of guys who could gain on me, and one of them was my sister.

''and for Plan B, Skylar's gonna have to chainlock Boyfrie-''

''well, Girlfriend should be mine'' Skylar said in a mad tone.

''well sorry bitch, but she's mine. anyways, Plan C will be Sonic.EXE. Plan D will be a bit more complicated. and then Lord X is Plan E'' Fleetway continued.

''why don't we just cause a misunderstanding between them both?'' M asked.

''because that's too cliche, forced and fucking lame'' Fleetway spoke out. we're gonna cause a fire to the flame, baby!''

fuck, i gotta get to Boyfriend and Girlfriend.