Reborn as Classic Sans but different (rewrite)

Sans/Elaine talk like this
Nightmare talk like this
Killer talk like this

It's been three monster years since Error came here. I really enjoyed my time with him. I could even call him my best friend, but slowly I started to see him more than just a friend but I kept that to myself. Error goes to Destroyed Au then he comes back to hang out with me and Papyrus. I was in the kitchen teaching him how to make homemade chocolate and he told me about one of his favorite chocolates. It was from Underfell.

I asked if he could bring me one so I could try to repeat the recipe so he didn’t need to keep stealing from there and get caught. Once he brought me the chocolate I could see why he liked it. It was spiciest but at the same time sweet. I got everything right but one thing: the spice.

I added too little or too much so I tried to find a replacement. Once I did I gave it to him. He told me it was somehow better than underfell chocolate then I told him about the replacement.

He looked happy and asked me to show him how to make it. I did and he seemed so happy like his life just found its true meaning. I blush a little seeing him so happy I was glad he was happy. It has been 2 months since he was last here. I began to worry if something happened to him. I heard a portal open. I was hoping it was Error that I couldn’t keep my mouth shut.

Error!?! Is that you? How do you know Error?!? Right in front of me wasn’t Error but instead Killer. Who are you? Killer, now tell me how you know Error. I found Error injured in the basement and once he was healed he would come back to hangout with me and Papyrus and sometimes help me with cooking.

So your the reason Error started to have a cooking competition with Horror. Yeah Error told me that Horror was the only one that was allowed in the kitchen. Anyway what happened to Error he didn’t come for 2 months. I was told he was healing in the anti-void.

……Take me to him. I can’t do that because the only one who was able to get in the anti-void was my boss. Then take me to your boss… Now…

And if I don’t. I will stab you over and over again till you’re almost dead and heal you and repeat the cycle till you wish you were dead. Ok Ok just calm down follow me. Give me a second to write a note for Papyrus telling him that I’ll be gone for a while. Ok but you better hurry- Done ok let go.

He didn’t say anything, a little in shock of how fast I wrote the note and just opened a portal and jumped through it with me following behind. I think Nightmare felt my anger for Error not coming to me to get healed cause he soon came down and saw me.

Killer who is this. The reason Error started to have cooking competition with Horror. Ok, and their name. I- I don’t know, I never ask them because they wanted to see Error. Oh and may I ask because someone didn’t what is your name. I was going to Classic because Error told me I was the Original Classic but because there was another classic I was thinking Rein. (As in Rein-carnation)

When they heard that their eyes widened because the classic sans they know of is lazy and don’t really care unless it has something to do with his Au. Why do you want to see Error? Because he doesn't know the word rest until you knock him out yourself and he hasn't visited me in two months he got me thinking something happened while he was destroying Au. You know he destroyed Au and don’t hate him.

Why would I hate someone who has to destroy to keep the balance that a goldfish brain doesn't know how to stop creating. That got them laughing at Ink because Ink in fact has a goldfish memory. Nightmare opens a portal for me to the anti-void before going through. I pulled out a chanclas and went through with Nightmare realizing what he just did to Error once he saw the chanclas come out. RIP Error. Why Boss? Rein have the chanclas. With that said they both wish Error a peaceful death.