Rick and Morty X reader (harem)

[the chapter beginning in a zoom in on the Smith home Everything is frozen besides Morty, Rick, Y/n, Tricia and Summer. Morty is vacuuming Jerry with a hand vacuum cleaner as Summer exit the house]

Summer: Hurry up Morty, Grampa's about to unfreeze time. You know you really should be cleaning from top to bottom.

Morty: I know how to vacuum Mom and Dad, Summer, I've been doing it for six weeks!

Summer: Then you've been doing it wrong for six weeks.

Morty: then maybe you should be doing it instead of having sex all day!

Summer: We don't just have sex all day we al- Oh, my God, is that mildew?

Morty: It's not my fault we froze time on a humid day!

Summer: You have dropped so many balls, man. Do you ever get scared Grampa Rick might make me his new sidekick?

Morty: What? What kind of monster are you?

Summer: A competent one.

Rick: Who cares about the *belch* thing you guys are talking about? [Walks out side to the front yard] The whole point of freezing time is to stop giving a fuck. Put a shirt on your dumb dad and let's get this dumb universe rolling. [Walks back inside] Let's do this thing.

(Morty puts shirt on Jerry backwards as they go back inside as Y/n is leaning against the stair railing with Tricia next to him.)

Rick: Alright, listen, you two, we froze time for a pretty long time, so when I unfreeze it, the world's time is gonna be fine, but our time's gonna need a little time to, you know, stabilize.

Morty: Our time is gonna be unstable? What does that even mean?

Rick: It means relax and stop being a pussy, Morty. I thought you learned that by now.

Y/n: I would have put it a little bit more softer but It also means don't touch your parents or we could shatter into countless theoretical shards nothing serious. You to Tricia you'll have to stay with us until our time is stable.

Tricia: I'm not complaining [wraps he's arms around him pushing her breasts at him]

Morty: Wait a minute, what?

Rick: And away we go!

(Rick unfreezes time.)

(Mr. Benson falls off the roof.)

Morty: Uh, did we ever put that mattress under Mr. Benson?

Rick: Shhh, Morty!

(Jerry opens the door angrily with beth behind him angrily as well)

Jerry: ...A THING OR TWO ABOUT... wait, what? Was the house...? When we pulled up I could have sworn the house was completely trashed.

Rick: Negative visualization, Jerry. It explains a lot about where you're at. Hi, sweety.

Jerry: and who's is her? [Point at Tricia]

Tricia: hello I'm Tricia Lang one of summers friends and one off Y/n girlfriends.

Beth: [taken a back a little and a little sad] oh th-thats great. [Fakes smiles]

Jerry: wait you said girlfriends like plural?

Y/n: congratulations Jerry you pass 1st grade Ingles.

Rick; nice [high-five him without looking]

Jerry: wh-what ever can you explain what she meant.

Summer: uhh it's nothing she just misspoke right Tricia [turn to her]

Tricia: uhhhh ye-yeah oops clumsy me.