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A/: As I promised, there will be a bonus!! Enjoy!!

I present to you.....

BROZONE AND KISMET SHENANIGANS✨
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Brozone ordering coffee

"Hi what would you like?" asked the cashier

"Uhh, I'll have the Neapolitan cappuccino, More Cappa than Chino. Make sure it's got no more than 4oz of milk, The beans won't have the right texture otherwise. And make sure they spell my name correctly on the cup. They always put Loyd or Toy I hate that. if you can't handle that, I'll have a Venti Traditional Misto. Please use soy milk with two blonde shots, adffogato and Ristretto . I'd also love three vanilla pumps at the very bottom. Then add the coffee after. Oh yeah! I will also have a 2/3 caff triple ristretto affogato venti, 2 pump mango 1 pump classic, 2%, mango to the second line, 3 scoops protein, 3 scoops berries, 2 scoop matcha, add banana, double blended, with whip, caramel drizzle, salted caramel topping, vanilla bean frappuccino." Floyd saids.

*Brozone shocked except Branch and Johndory*

"Uhhh ok.. Anyhing else?" Questioned the cashier

"Ah yes ermmm... I'll have a mocha caramel latte-chino
Made with skim milk, no whipped cream
Please put that in a grande cup. But use the same amount of coffee that you'd put into a tall
That way there's about an inch of extra room on top. To stir in my own nutmeg without spilling any coffee at all!" Replied Branch.

*Clay and Bruce jaws drop*

"O-Ok..... Anything else?..." Cashier asked again praying the other order wont be so long

"Oh, we will just have 3 dark coffees just cafiene for one of them please." Said John dory

"I will need some backup on these orders, code 2937" Whispered the cashier.
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Boom is very flirty

"I cant eat this, its too hot!" Floyd says

"Your too hot and I can eat you whole." Said Boom

"Damn!" Clay said

Flustered Floyd rn*

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Boom likes Plan M

"We have to do Plan G" Trickee says

"What happebed to Plan F and M?" Hype asks

"Papa Tricks said Plan F stands for Fail and Plan G stands for Good. Plan M is where Boom marries with Floyd" answered Ablaze."

"I like Plan M" Boom replied

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Everyone hates Creek

"Guys! Guess what happened to Creek" Poppy yells

"Depression?" Boom guessed

"Failure?" Hype guessed

"Was he burned alive?" Branch guessed

"Got kicked in nutts by a little girl?" Clay guessed

"Stupidity?" Trickee guessed

"REJECTED?!" Viva guessed

"Got kicked in the shin?" John dory guessed

"Got thrown off the cliff?" Bruce guessed

"Got robbed then attacked by a group of gansters then got hospalized and got homeless and was in debt  because the hospital bill was so expensive?" Ablaze guessed

"He got eaten by the chef because they teamed up and the chef was hungry?" Floyd guessed

"No- But all of that would have been great ANYWHO-"

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