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~Alternate Universe where the Beatles and KISS are doing a tour together. John Lennon is with Paul McCartney, Gene Simmons is with Paul Stanley and Ace Frehley is with George Harrison.~

~Ringo Starr's POV~

I was nervously tapping my drumsticks on my thighs. I don't know why I am so nervous, actually no I knew exactly why. Peter, Peter Criss. I find him so attractive but I just don't know how to tell him. I had gotten a little courage to ask him out after I saw George asking Ace out. But not enough to actually do it.

"Something wrong, Rings?" John said turning to look at me as my leg continued to bounce. "Uh, yeah yeah- I'm fine." I said lying through my teeth. "Doesn't sound like it. Are you sure you're alright?" John said looking at me, my leg bouncing more. "I'm grand, John." I said as I left the room to get some fresh air. That's when I saw him, Peter Criss smoking a fag. "You know these will kill ya?" I said taking it from him and throwing it to the ground making sure to step on it. 

"What's your problem?" He said looking at me with an angry expression. "Oh don't be a sourpuss. I saved your life." I said rolling my eyes as I started to walk away to try to get away from him. He just grabbed my arm and I did not expect him to smash his lips against mine. I was taken aback but I kissed him back. "You- you like me back?" I said looking at him. "Yeah, I have for a while." He said as I smashed my lips against his. He snaked his arms up my shirt, I felt his cold hands against my back making me shiver.

~RAIN~

"Awh, dammit. It's raining!" Peter said annoyed as he gave me his jacket. "Come on, let's get you inside. I don't want you being sick." Peter said as he led me inside, he was so sweet. 

~After the show. At the hotel~

Me and Peter have to share a room, which is fine because we're dating now. Peter looked at me as I was trying to find some clean clothes to wear as currently I was in a towel. I had just showered. "You know, you're really pretty" Peter said as he wrapped his arms around my waist. I turned around and kissed him as he explored every inch of my mouth with his tongue. 

BANG BANG BANG ~Peter Criss POV~

"Bloody 'ell! Who could that be?" Ringo said as he looked annoyed. He ran to the bathroom to put some clothes on while I answered the door. It was Gene and Paul. "What are you two doing here?" I asked looking at them, Paul was very pale and Gene had a look of horror and shock on his face. "Paul's pregnant- And I'm the dad." Gene said as I froze, what the fuck? Did I hear them correctly? "Are you one hundred percent sure?" I said looking at them as they both nodded. They showed me the pregnancy test and I think I blacked out.

All I could hear was static and whenever they talked it was muffled. A baby? A baby. That was going to ruin their career. What the fuck are we going to do? We can't cancel the tour! We have 2 weeks left. So many thoughts were going through my head before I snapped back to reality. I found myself in my hotel living room with everyone and there was shouting. Ace was yelling at Gene for not being careful about this. "THIS COULD'VE ALL BEEN AVOIDED IF YOU TWO USED PROTECTION!" Ace yelled at them, George was trying to calm his boyfriend down with no success.

"ALRIGHT SHUT UP, THE LOT OF YE." Ringo said standing up. "It's a bloody baby, it ain't going to ruin your blummin career. We don't need to cancel anything Paul just needs to be a little bit careful is all." I looked at him shocked by his words, he was never one to stand up for them. "Yeah- I guess you're right." Ace said sighing with defeat.

~9 months later. KISS and The Beatles moved in together and currently Paul is 9 months pregnant. Ringo is 4 months pregnant and George is 2 months pregnant. Crazy right?~

"You know Macca, I don't know if I'm ready for us to even think about 'aving children." John said looking at Paul who nodded. "I don't blame ye, Lenny. Kids are a lot of work." Paul said agreeing with John. Just then they all heard a scream and they all turned their heads like dogs who heard a dog whistle. "WHAT WAS THAT" Gene screamed as he dropped the plate, it shattering as he ran upstairs. "GENE. MY WATER BROKE" Paul said as he screamed in pain. 

"SHIT OK" He said grabbing the diaper bag and running to the car. "Bollocks, there's a bobby with his lights on behind us." John said looking behind them to the cop car. Gene sighed now annoyed as he pulled over. "Sir you do realize you were speeding?" The cop said looking at Gene. "Yes sir, my husband is in labor and I really need to get to the hospital." The cop nodded and gave them a personal escort. 

"Push for me, Paul." Gene said as his husband felt a contraction. "YOU DID THIS TO ME" Paul screamed at him, it was just the hormones. "GET OUT" Paul screamed again as he felt another contraction as he started to push. The baby came out screaming loudly, she's definitely got Gene's vocals. "She looks just like you, my starchild." Gene said lookin at their daughter, Stella. 

She was beautiful.

~4 years later~

Everything is going amazing. Our kids love to play with each other and get along so well. There's Stella, she's 4 and is a spitting image of Paul Stanley. Leo, he is Paul and Gene's son and is currently 2. He is a spitting image of his dad, black hair, long tongue and has his moms smile. Ringo and Peter ended up having 2 kids, one is a mini Ringo the other is a Mini Peter. They were twins, both 3 and their names are Diamond and Jewel. Ace and George have twins as well, twin boys. Both look exactly like George, long brown hair, George's eyes with Ace's smile and attitude. John and Paul have 2 boys, Sean and Julian currently 1 and 2, Sean looks exactly like John while Julian is a mini version of Paul. Things could not have gone better.

~Sourpuss~