ENHYPEN GROUPCHAT

Jakeyjakey
Alright, who's leaving their dirty socks in the living room again? I'm looking at you, Ni-ki 🤨

Rikijackson
Not me! It's Sunoo. I feel like he's walking on dirt that's how dirty his socks are

Yoursassycutie🎀
Hey! At least my socks don’t smell like something died in them, JAKE!

Jakeyjakey
My socks are perfectly fine, thank you very much. Maybe if Jay would stop cooking smelly food at midnight, everything wouldn’t stink 😮‍💨

Cornlover🌽
Excuse me? Be fucking thankful that I feed you ugly ass rats. By the way, am I not the one who had to clean the dishes Heeseung leaves everywhere?! 😐

Heerizzler
Oh, come on! I wash them… eventually

Yoursassycutie🎀
Oh, and what about the toothpaste blobs you're leaving in the sink?

Jungwon
The toothpaste blobs are nothing compared to Ni-ki's hair clogging the shower drain. Dude, are you shedding? 😨

Rikijackson
It’s called having luxurious hair, Jungwon

Simpforsunoo
I think it's called "bleaching your hair that much it's falling out"

Rikijackson
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Jakeyjakey
Sunghoon also isn't that innocent, though. It was his turn to take out the trash, but the trash bag is still here!

Simpforsunoo
I was going to do it, but then I got distracted by Jay's late-night snacks :(

Yoursassycutie🎀
Seriously?

Cornlover🌽
Blame me for everything, why don't you? Maybe if Jake didn’t hog the Wi-Fi with his endless streaming, I could focus on something else!

Jakeyjakey
My streaming is important! Unlike Heeseung's never-ending video game marathons. Get rid of that damn console!

Heerizzler
Why? You said you like watching me play 🥺

Jakeyjakey
I'D RATHER WANT YOU TO CUDDLE WITH ME

Simpforsunoo
Awwww

Heerizzler
Fine, fine, I'll try to cuddle with you more often..

Jakeyjakey
🥰

Cornlover🌽
Okay, any more problems?

Jungwon
Please tell Sunoo to stop blasting K-pop at 3 AM. My ears are bleeding!

Yoursassycutie🎀
Oh, please. Your snoring is a constant background noise anyway. It's like living next to a chainsaw 😐

Heerizzler
Speaking of noise, who keeps playing horror movies at full volume in the middle of the night? I can't sleep!

Rikijackson
That’s probably Sunghoon again. Trying to scare himself to sleep

Simpforsunoo
Not my fault you all are scaredy-cats 😜

Cornlover🌽
Maybe we should just burn this place down and start fresh. Just saying

Jakeyjakey
I’ll bring the marshmallows

Jungwon
Wait, before we burn down the place, can we at least agree on some house rules?

Cornlover🌽
Rules? Good luck with that

Yoursassycutie🎀
Fine, I'll go first. No more blaming Sunoo for everything. I have delicate feelings, you know

Rikijackson
Delicate feelings? You?

Yoursassycutie🎀
Yes, me! And rule number two: no more smelly food at midnight, Jay!

Cornlover🌽
Fine, but only if Jake stops hogging the Wi-Fi

Jakeyjakey
Deal. And Heeseung, seriously, try washing the dishes more often

Heerizzler
I'll try, I promise. But someone needs to remind Ni-ki to clean up his hair from the shower drain. I’m tired of swimming in a pool of hair 😮‍💨

Rikijackson
Alright, I'll be better about it. But, Sunghoon, can you at least try to take out the trash on time?

Simpforsunoo
Okay, okay, I get it. I'll set a reminder on my phone. Happy now?

Jungwon
And please, Sunoo, no more blasting K-pop at 3 AM. My ears are begging you

Yoursassycutie🎀
Fine, I’ll use headphones. But only if you promise to stop snoring like a chainsaw

Jakeyjakey
Looks like we're making progress. But, Jungwon, your snoring... can you see a doctor or something?

Jungwon
Wow..

Jakeyjakey
Sorry?

Jungwon
...

Heerizzler
Is everyone alright now? Are the rules settled?

Rikijackson
I guess

Jakeyjakey
Wow, are we actually being... responsible? 😨

Yoursassycutie🎀
Don’t get used to it