"Uzi! Where'd you go?" N called out. "Over here! Just looking for some parts to upgrade my railgun." Uzi said as N walked over to her. Uzi was inspecting some random tools and material on the ground that was just laying around outside of the landing pod. "Well, uh, after your done, can we cuddle?" N asked. 'His spirit animal HAS to be a golden retriever' Uzi thought. "Sure, but only if we can watch anime as well" Uzi said, ok, she needed to catch up on "MHA" (Stawp 😭🤚) "Oki!" N agreed like the little golden retriever he is.
Later~
"N, I'm back" Uzi said, walking inside of the landing pod. "Yay!" N exclaimed. They went over to a room in the landing pod that had a TV and a couch with some blankets (randomly made that up). They sat down and Uzi turned on Mha. Uzi was leaning against N, and N had his arms wrapped around Uzi. They sat there comfortably for a while until they heard someone come into the landing pod. "Guys, I'm back from hunting!" Uzi and N both heard V call out. V walked in the living room thing and said "oooh~ look at the 2 love birds~" V teased. "BITE ME!" Uzi shouted, she was obviously blushing (totally didn't wanna say Love birds™ for no absolute reason). N was looking at Uzi, blushing like crazy. I mean, they both were. V was smirking and looking at both of them. She knew that N liked Uzi, cause N told her, and it was pretty obvious that Uzi liked N. Despite N being a cannibalistic genocide drone, she found him adorable. And despite that Uzi was supposed to be N's prey (idk what to call it, I know this story is cringe af), N loved Uzi with all his heart. Even though they've both crushed on another person, N crushing on V, and Uzi crushing on Thad, they both never had a crush like this. Their connection was special. (Holy h3ll this is cheesy, I'm sorry y'all 😭🤚).
While V was teasing them, they were still cuddling for some reason. "Whats next... Kissing~?" V teased, which made N faint. "N? N! Wake up! N!! Please..." Uzi yelled, literally slaping N to wake him up. "All... Good *insert awkward N laugh*"
"You idiot! You scared me!" Uzi said, slaping N. "Ow" N said, immediately sitting up. He hugged Uzi and said, "I'm sorry for worrying you!"
"It's ok, moron-bot!" Uzi laughed and curled up right next to N. They were cuddling for the rest of the day.
Y'all I know it was cheesy and cringe af. I'm so sorry I had to put y'all through this $h!t. Bai!!!!
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~~Nuzi Oneshots~~
FanfictionJust a bunch of cute lil Nuzi Oneshots! There will be no smut or zombie drone Uzi, I'm trying not to add that much drama, but there probably will be since I do love drama (￢?￢ ) (￢?￢ ) (￢?￢ )
