Perfect Enemies (Gerard Way x Reader)

Author's Note:
Hey, so so SO sorry about the lack of updates, I'll have a longer explanation and a ✨surprise✨ at the end of the chapter.

"What the fuck is 'bphs'?"

"Belleville Private High School, you stupid fuck!"

"How the hell was I supposed to know that?"

"Oh I don't know, maybe because we go to school there?!"

"You think I give a damn-"

"Guys, shut the fuck up!"

"No, you shut the fuck up!"

"What the fuck?!"

"What?"

"Why are you yelling?"

"Everyone calm down!"

"No, look under that fucking account!"

"What fucking account?"

"BPHS.DRAMA!"

"No way, they followed you too?"

"They followed everyone, dipshit!"

"Wait who all did they follow?"

"Me."

"Me."

"Me."

"Me."

"Me.  See, I told you they followed all of us."

"Why would they do th-"

"Just look under the account for fuck's sake!"

"Fine!"

"Oh shit..."

"What the hell?"

"How did they know that?"

"No no no no no no..."

"OH, I'M GOING TO KILL THOSE FUCKING PUSSIES!  CAN'T BEAT US IN A FIGHT SO THEY GO AND MAKE A "DRAMA" ACCOUNT?!"

"Wait, how did you know who made this account?"

"We're the only people they posted about, isn't it obvious?!"

"Oh... shit..."

I stare at my phone, my mind spinning in a panic.  I clicked on the account, and they only have six posts.  The problem is, each of those posts is a picture of one of us.  I've obviously clicked on the post containing my picture, and the caption is terrible.  It describes the entire falling out between Chris and I in extreme detail, things in there that only Chris would know.  The post talks about how I was never good enough for him and how stupid I was for getting upset that he was seeking out prettier girls.  This whole thing makes me sick to my stomach, my head buzzing with anxiety.

This can't be real. No way they'd do this. I mean, all of this went down months ago. What's the point of bringing it up now? I guess I'm begging worked up over it still. Fuck, the account is following the entire fucking school. Oh god, and it already has hundreds of followers already. I'm so fucked, but what did they post about my friends?

Against my better judgement, I proceed to read the captions of all the other posts. Turns out Frank has made multiple detailed threats to kill the principal and other students, Ray has stolen numerous items from the local convenience store, Hayley apparently "stole" some girl's boyfriend and they were found doing it on the table in one of the science labs, Mikey was bootlegging scrapped Disney movies and the FBI showed up at his house, and Gerard's first girlfriend cheated on him upwards of ten times over two years and even got knocked up by one of the other guys. Damn...