~deepika.~ (REGRETAVATOR STORY)

Back at the Collymore residence...
Albert and Pest are sitting on a sofa.
Pest is reading a book.

Albert: "Dad?"

Pest: "Yes, Albert?"

Albert: "I- I was kind of wondering...um..."

Pest: "Yeah?"

Albert: "Nothing."

The silence is loud here.

Pest looked at Albert.

Pest: "D-did you have fun with Poob?"

Albert looked at Pest.

Albert: "Yeah...he was okay. He's a little girlish though."

Pest: "Oh, yes."

Pest puts on his contacts.

More silence follows.

Albert thought of something to ask his father.

Albert: "Dad?"

Pest looked at him.

Albert: "D-do you know how many inches... your penis is?"

Pest thought for a moment.

Pest: "I never measured." (Takes off contacts)

Albert: "'Cause... Lampert Howard says his penis is eleven inches long, do you think that's possible?"

Pest: "What Lampert Howard doesn't know, is that it's not length that matters. It's width."

Albert looked down for a moment before looking back at Pest.

Albert: "Why?"

Pest: "Things..get a little more...intense."

Albert looks down.

Albert: "Wh-what do you mean" (Looks at Pest) "'intense'?"

Pest: "...Have you been...practicing?"

Albert looks down again.

Albert: "Yeah but...it's no use. Nothing comes."

Pest caresses Albert's hair with his hand.

Pest: (a small smile forms) "You have to be patient."

Pest: "Your friend Lampert Howard, I can assure you, is full of crap."

Albert chuckles slightly and smiles in a small way.

Albert: "Yeah, I bet yours is a lot wider. And longer."

Pest had a proud smile on his face.

Albert looks down yet again.

Pest: "Do you want me to measure?"

Albert: "Mm- Nah that's okay."

Then Pest patted him on the back while Albert is doing his homework.
Pest puts his contacts back on and he crosses his legs.