?EXTINCTION FUNK? [PHIGHTING x READER]

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EXTINCTION FUNK

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INDEX :

◇ ACT 0 - 'ICE BREAKERS'

0. - //PROLOGUE//

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✦ ACT 1 - 'DUST-UP'

1. - //THIS ICE TO HOLD.. ME?!//

2. - //NON-INDIGENOUS//

3. - //WHEN ROBOTS ATTACK//

4. - //???//

5. - //???//

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◇ ACT 2 - 'XXX?'

6. - //???//

7. - //???//

8. - //???//

9. - //???//

10. - //???//

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✦ ACT 3 - 'XXX?'

11. - //???//

12. - //???//

13. - //???//

14. - //???//

15. - //???//

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Da box is filled with da rules, and da dates, and da info. Where did da box come from, you may ask? Pinterest, of course. Fucking numbnutter, all boxes come from Pinterest, its their natural habitat. Huh? Deluxe Packaging, Inc. Pennsauken, NJ | 856-486-0006? What the hell are you talking about?

Please educate yourself on the habits of boxes before proceeding onto the story. Thank you.

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【Da- Dates!】ᯓ★

◇ ACT 0 - 'ICE BREAKERS' - COMPLETE

0. - //PROLOGUE// - Dec. 13th. 3 : 00 AM CET [PUBLISHED]

✦ ACT 1 - 'DUST-UP'

1. - //THIS ICE TO HOLD.. ME?!// - Dec. 20th. 16 : 00 CET [PUBLISHED]

2. - //NON-INDIGENOUS// - Dec. 27th. 16 : 00 CET [PUBLISHED]

3. - //WHEN ROBOTS ATTACK// - Jan. 10th. 16 : 00 CET [2025] [PUBLISHED]

4. - //PALS CALL HIM MEDS (DON'T CALL HIM MEDS')// -  SOON IDK??. 16 : 00 CET

5. - //FIX ON-FIX OFF// - ???

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【Da- Info】ᯓ★

Reader in this story is non-binary. They will be using they/them prounouns. Demons have no concept of gender, so the perception they view you as will be the secret third thing.

In terms of physical apperance, the only thing I point out is that Reader has hair, and all of their limbs intact. They are an adult. Otherwise, imagine whoever you like. Except for Mr. Clean, appearantly.

Romantic interest will probably be Coil. Emphasis on probably. The book will contain one romantic interest, for sure- but no more. I dislike doing more romantic interest than one, not because i throw peanuts at all the poly people i come across, but because I have a skill issue.

Please dont ask whats up with all these borders and aesthetic stuff i just had the best time of my life pulling random symbols out of my ass feeling like an elementary school teacher slapping a good job sticker on a paper.

The cover is temporary.

Possible TWs will include : canon typical violence, manipulation, cults doing cult things, animal death (you eating pidgeons) and basic human anatomy for those who get blinded upon seeing a patch of skin

This book is in no way shape or form sexual, because them horned devils are all smooth as an egg down there.

【Da-Edits】ᯓ★

Edits/corrections in the book made as the Phighting! lore progressed.

[SPOILERS]

Demons changed to Inphernials.

Banhammer no longer does his own paperwork. + a bit more mammas boy coded

Gear of the reporter changed from 'Umbrella' to 'Taxi' in order not to cause confusion. (Peak prediction)

Only MC has pupils due to being the only human. Inphernals are cursed with stupid boba eyes.

If you see any mistake anywhere, please say so! I wont melt you in citric acid i swear!

[SPOILERS STOP HERE]

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【Da- Rules】ᯓ★

Don't be an asshole. Unless your name is Concerners then go ahead you charmingly beautiful bastard knock em dead

Don't hurry me with the next chapters it makes me nervous and I start shivering and then i dig a hole and you wont hear from me until the snow melts.

Criticism and grammar correction is appreciated, inglish not my first languanege.

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