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Ch. 9: Eevee vs Golisopod

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"Really? Thought you'd be more 'shocked' by my humor.", said Mr. Jolteon with the same smirk.

"He's been doing that ever since they arrived.", said Eevee.

"Why am I not surprised.....", said Flareon.

"But hey, there's something we wanna tell you guys. We wanna repay you for putting in the extra effort of staying here by yourselves, so we're taking you down to the Pokémon Cafe, since we know you boys like to go there.", said Ms. Glaceon.

"Wow, really?! Thanks guys! You're the best!", said Flareon.

"Yeah! I love that place! Hell, I'll even say it rivals Paranormal Pizza!", said Vaporeon.

"You boys still go to that place?", Ms. Glaceon said.

"Why of course! It's like the main place we hang out after school.", said Jolteon.

"But isn't eating that slimy pizza every day bad for you?", said Ms. Glaceon.

"We don't always go for the food. We usually just play in the arcade.", said Jolteon.

"Yeah. I mean, we aren't dumb enough to eat that stuff everyday. I really don't myself and the rest of us dying from heart attacks at the age of 30. I mean, do I look like the kind of Pokémon who has a death wish, especially one that involves junk food?", said Umbreon.

"Uh.....no?", Eevee replied.

"Anyways........you guys start getting ready. We're leaving in a few.", said Mr. Jolteon.

"Alright then.", said Flareon.

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"Man, I sure did miss this place.", said Flareon.

"You said it, Flareon. Haven't eaten here in months.", said Umbreon.

"Well time to refresh your love for this place!", said Mr. Jolteon.

The family went to a table and sat down.

"So, what we ordering?", said Mr. Jolteon.

"Well, this Eevee burger looks good!", said Eevee.

"You sure it ain't because you're an Eevee? Bias much?", said Jolteon jokingly.

"No! I just like burgers.", said Eevee.

"You know why they call it the Eevee Burger? It's made from Eevees! So Eevee, you're a cannibal.", said Vaporeon with a smirk.

"And that's why this place is so popular. Of course not, Vaporeon!", said Eevee.

"Alright, alright, boys, calm down.", said their dad.

"What about you, Umbreon?", said Eevee.

"Oh, uh...how about I get-", said Umbreon before being interrupted.

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